tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post2037990026795828594..comments2023-10-25T06:13:28.265-04:00Comments on The Conservative Wahoo: From LAX, Terminal 7The Conservative Wahoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17818674434286683162noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post-81612931367558188142012-04-08T18:09:12.035-04:002012-04-08T18:09:12.035-04:00Did you travel in a tracksuit this time?Did you travel in a tracksuit this time?Sallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02676433619034511319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post-73859137820221372332012-04-08T10:42:32.518-04:002012-04-08T10:42:32.518-04:00Do you think we could just give them all of LA, Ho...Do you think we could just give them all of LA, Hollywood and the people of San Francisco (keep the Bay area property though)? As a bonus, we could offer them Oakland and Berkeley if they will also take Dianne Feinstein, Barbara Boxer and Nancy Pelosi. I really think that would be a win win (until they figured out the severity of the liability we handed them).Mudgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10106218895150473141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post-20516216256036569242012-04-07T22:09:04.916-04:002012-04-07T22:09:04.916-04:00AND YOU REPRESENT BOTH ENDS OF GOD'S SPECTRUM
...AND YOU REPRESENT BOTH ENDS OF GOD'S SPECTRUM<br /><br />AND THEN GOD CREATED MARYLAND (Even non Marylanders should love this one.) God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.He inquired, "Where have you been?"God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?""It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance.""Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth."For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people."Balance in all things." God continued pointing to different countries."This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?""That's Maryland, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and Streams, lakes, forests, hills, the ocean and plains.The people from Maryland are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, And they are going to travel the world.They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things"Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."God smiled, "Yes, Right next to Maryland is Washington, D.C.? Wait till you see the idiots I put there.."____________________________________________________________Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post-46780148010565752062012-04-06T19:26:36.989-04:002012-04-06T19:26:36.989-04:00Damn shame we're gonna have to give it back to...Damn shame we're gonna have to give it back to Mexico in another 20 years."The Hammer"https://www.blogger.com/profile/16342812251947807673noreply@blogger.com