tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post3763416199297314342..comments2023-10-25T06:13:28.265-04:00Comments on The Conservative Wahoo: Big Fat Friday Free For AllThe Conservative Wahoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17818674434286683162noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post-23281901592589190812011-01-15T08:26:04.223-05:002011-01-15T08:26:04.223-05:00"A new CBS poll reports that 3 out of 4 respo..."A new CBS poll reports that 3 out of 4 respondents queried felt that violence against the government is never justified."<br /><br />I guess the fourth person queried was Bill Ayers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post-46818621100512089942011-01-14T15:36:59.525-05:002011-01-14T15:36:59.525-05:00You know Hammer, all of Boehner's crying's...You know Hammer, all of Boehner's crying's got me a little on edge too....The Conservative Wahoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17818674434286683162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post-64763861945047124562011-01-14T09:18:21.474-05:002011-01-14T09:18:21.474-05:00I thought I'd share this:
CALIFORNIA: The Go...I thought I'd share this:<br /><br /><br />CALIFORNIA: The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.<br /><br />1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.<br /><br />2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.<br /><br />3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 for testing it for diseases.<br /><br />4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.<br /><br />5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.<br /><br />6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds to implement a “coyote awareness” program for residents of the area.<br /><br />7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.<br /><br />8. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.<br /><br />9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.<br /><br />10. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files suit against the State.<br /><br />TEXAS: The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out, bites the Governor’s leather boot, and attacks his dog.<br /><br />1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow<br />point cartridge.<br /><br />2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote."The Hammer"https://www.blogger.com/profile/16342812251947807673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post-51288548070093121192011-01-14T09:18:10.004-05:002011-01-14T09:18:10.004-05:00A new CBS poll reports that 3 out of 4 respondents...A new CBS poll reports that 3 out of 4 respondents queried felt that violence against the government is never justified.<br /><br /><i>Never</i> justified?<br /><br />Talk amongst yourselves.Goldwater's Ghosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07002029000125533764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post-2328242513937766272011-01-14T08:22:41.745-05:002011-01-14T08:22:41.745-05:00And I'll bet that when you were a boy you don&...And I'll bet that when you were a boy you don't remember Herbert Hoover crying either.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post-57120956562913789042011-01-14T08:04:11.178-05:002011-01-14T08:04:11.178-05:00I'm a little concerned about John Boehner. The...I'm a little concerned about John Boehner. The guy cries more than a Barbara Walters Special. Look, I understand he's a working class guy who has achieved a great position and I also understand there are things worth crying about. But one must learn to control one's emotions. <br />Crying in public rarely comes off well for a politician. I don't remember Eisenhower crying. LBJ never shed a tear. Reagan never whined and slobbered and neither did Clinton (and he was married to a lezbo). Crying implies weakness and that's not something you want in a leader. <br />So, Mr. Speaker, get a grip brother. There's important work to be done and we don't need some emotional basket-case running the show."The Hammer"https://www.blogger.com/profile/16342812251947807673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8591018003444406729.post-22052462212032831562011-01-14T07:22:48.346-05:002011-01-14T07:22:48.346-05:00You mean the "Jared Loughlin Killed Six peop...You mean the "Jared Loughlin Killed Six people and All I Got Was This T-shirt" T-shirts?<br /><br />Sick joke, yes. But what is sicker is that enough people in power at the University of Arizona thought a commemorative t-shirt was a good idea and the assclowns in the White House approved it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com