Friday, October 9, 2015

Not WAR, Not Yet!

Man is this great or what? The Establishment is losing their minds! First Trump is pissing in the primary punch bowl and these Northeastern punks have not a clue what to do about it (just wait until the actual voting begins, then we're really gonna see some acting out). But this Speaker thing has them just beside themselves. McCarthy got the rug pulled out from under him by the REAL conservatives with that letter by my homeboy Walter Jones. In case you're been in an alcoholic stupor and/or an Ivy League freshman who isn't sure what state you're in (but loves jalapeno/bacon mac 'n cheese), Jones wrote a letter to the conference saying the next Speaker should be careful with regards to skeletons in the closet (so to speak) meaning that if you've been shagging the ass off a MILF member (say from NC #2), then perhaps you should forgo your ambitions for now, you know, in this kind of an environment. Boehner is running around like a chicken with his head cut off trying to recruit Paul Ryan (who doesn't want the gig) but will probably settle for some obscure dude from Kansas who gets along with everybody. Hell even Newt's name has been mentioned (apparently the Speaker doesn't have to be a member, which I never knew).

Regardless, even if the weak, vacillating, spineless tools of the Chamber of Commerce do succeed in getting their guy (or gal) in, they've been put on notice. The shit we've had to put up with for seven long years ain't flying anymore. You want to take it up the Hershey Highway from the Democrats then go ahead, but you'll do it without us. If we are members of this party we expect FULL MEMBERSHIP RIGHTS, including access to funds! Screw us one more Goddamn time and it's WAR!

1 comment:

LL said...

Kevin McCarthy should man up and say that when Renee shows up wearing the bunny outfit with the trap door in the back, he can't help himself. Do the Bill Clinton thing and ask the definition of "is". It's been done before successfully. Some sort of affirmation by Renee that he's strung like a race horse would also help rehabilitate him in the eyes of many.

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