Merde!.....as if my wife needed more ammunition for our domestic trench warfare. Her claims of my violation of the Geneva Accord are further buttressed by this story! What next? Start using coasters? No scratching in all the wrong places? Quit blaming the dog and kids? Sheesh!
I had a friend in school who could fart on command (As many as he wanted). I guess today he would be thrown in prison as a serial flatulator. Or maybe it was the cereal that caused the flatulence?
Merde!.....as if my wife needed more ammunition for our domestic trench warfare. Her claims of my violation of the Geneva Accord are further buttressed by this story! What next? Start using coasters? No scratching in all the wrong places? Quit blaming the dog and kids? Sheesh!
ReplyDeletePolice report has him at 4'11" and 125 lbs.
ReplyDeleteIt's always the fat kids.
"I'm not fat I'm big-boned!"
ReplyDeleteI had a friend in school who could fart on command (As many as he wanted). I guess today he would be thrown in prison as a serial flatulator. Or maybe it was the cereal that caused the flatulence?
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