As some of you may know, I host an annual Christmas Party, and it is an event in which I take great pride. I have absentmindedly forgotten/misplaced my bartender's name/email/phone, and it is killing me. She's cute, blonde, and incredibly helpful--the perfect bartender in all ways.
So I've put an ad on Craigslist for a bartender for the event. I just went through 121 separate answers, and I instantly deleted every single one submitted by a male, or anyone whose name even remotely sounded male. Terrible, huh? That's how I roll.
If you think the reason I came to your party was you....well, you answered it yourself.
ReplyDeleteAmong the finer things in life, an attractive woman asking you what drink she can make you ranks well. When that same woman asks you if you'd like coffee for breakfast, well...OUCH!!! Yes dear, I'll get off the CW blog. Gotta go guys.
ReplyDeleteIf it is/was the same delightful young lady who tended bar for you two years ago, I remember her well.
ReplyDeleteShe was the perfect servant-type, pretending not to notice when your pre-Kitten significant other was ripping you a new one for some forgotten transgression,
From some of the comments posted already, your solution may lie herein.
ReplyDeleteIf said cute bartender was single, perhaps a few of your fellow unmated swine attempted to obtain her phone number. You may want to poll them(and while you're at it, your married friends as well)to see if any of them were successful in retrieving her phone number.
And if eye candy is what you're going for, you might want to try your local gentlemen's establishment. That's how I roll...
I think her name was Anna.
ReplyDeleteNo, Anna was the writer from the US News and World Report -- not that I was paying attention to either of them.
ReplyDeleteOuch! Sorry honey.....
It's getting even worse; I'm only contacting the hot ones who included pictures....
ReplyDeleteReminds of the Match.com days in our JTAMDO stateroom.
ReplyDeleteIn order to assist you in your search I logged on to Craigslist, entered "bartender" in the search and found an ad reading:
ReplyDelete"If there is a hot under 30 latin or white guy looking to make a few extra bucks for the holidays - I am hosting a XMAS party for 50 - 75 people (90% gay)."
Under 30? White? Latin? Those gays are certainly inclusive and non-judgemental, aren't they?