That there hunter's what's known as a dumbass.....that's pretty easy to avoid.......unless you're a dumbass. Watch for this guy in future editions of the Darwin Awards.
Treat yourself to the perfect Christmas present for a "living in small towns, bitterly clinging to your guns and religion" man of the 21st Century. But you'd better hurry....Feinstein, Chuckie Schumer and the rest of their merry band will be back in Toon Town shortly. Remember, 5.56 mm is for sissies.
CW - You won't have to worry about that happening to you. I'll make sure you are so heavily doused with doe estrus that no buck seeking to exact revenge on a hunter will mistake you for one. Of course, let's hope there are no bucks still hanging on to the rut. Or, come to think of it, let's hope for exactly that. Hey CW readers--if that happens I'll make sure to post pictures.
You've seen the antlers hanging above my livng room entrance; the rack of the crazed beast that charged me down in Texas years ago. It was either him of me as I chambered a 7 mm round, calmly raised the rifle, and dropped him mid charge.
That there hunter's what's known as a dumbass.....that's pretty easy to avoid.......unless you're a dumbass. Watch for this guy in future editions of the Darwin Awards.
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ReplyDeleteTreat yourself to the perfect Christmas present for a "living in small towns, bitterly clinging to your guns and religion" man of the 21st Century. But you'd better hurry....Feinstein, Chuckie Schumer and the rest of their merry band will be back in Toon Town shortly. Remember, 5.56 mm is for sissies.
You call that a gun :) ? This can take down doors (with a little nudge)!
ReplyDeleteWell, OK, if we're going down that path this afternoon.... :)
ReplyDeleteThis is what CW needs to get himself before his Eastern Shore duck hunt.
.....and chainsaw attachment or not, if it's only spitting 55 grains of lead, I don't want it.
To make up for my sissy shortcomings for owning something chambered in the 5.56mm flavor, perhaps I need this?
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CW - You won't have to worry about that happening to you. I'll make sure you are so heavily doused with doe estrus that no buck seeking to exact revenge on a hunter will mistake you for one. Of course, let's hope there are no bucks still hanging on to the rut. Or, come to think of it, let's hope for exactly that. Hey CW readers--if that happens I'll make sure to post pictures.
ReplyDeleteThis is a surprise to you?
ReplyDeleteYou've seen the antlers hanging above my livng room entrance; the rack of the crazed beast that charged me down in Texas years ago. It was either him of me as I chambered a 7 mm round, calmly raised the rifle, and dropped him mid charge.