Appears that a new iPhone app, with the ingeniously clever name, "Hottest Girls", came out, then vanished today as unprecedented numbers of iPhone users attempted to download the app causing the app provider's servers to crash. This leaves me with a few questions for those who rushed for the download:
1. Do you really need that on your phone? I mean, can you really not wait until you get home to do that kind of stuff?
2. Are you planning on using this on public transportation instead of doing Sudoku, listening to MP3s or reading the paper to avoid interacting with the person beside whom you sit? If so, are you going to be able to stand up when you get to your stop?
3. Were you expecting something special from the touch screen?
Look, I enjoy looking at women as much as the next guy does, but fellas, a little control will serve you if and when you actually find a real one who will talk to you. Plus, as I learned, reluctantly, in an earlier post, you won't have to make so many "sock puppets".
That's "sock babies".
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ReplyDeleteIf that is about the puppets, hey, he's your brother.
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