If only I hadn't gone on my Friday morning walk with the Missus, I could have beaten you to the punch on this one.
I suspect Letterman will emerge from this a sympathetic figure, the victim of an extortionist. Can you imagine sitting in the audience last night and listening to this? How awkward would that be?
I'll get it started... "The Top 10 Reasons to Sleep With David Letterman":10. He's # 2, he has to try harder.
#9. You get to see if his hair can get any worse when he wakes up in the morning.
#8. Stupid sex tricks
#7. A threesome with Larry Bud Melman
#6 - Something to do other than watching his lame monologue.
#5 How often does a girl get to sleep with a guy old enough to be her grandpa?
#4 The gap in his choppers is just about the width of the "landing strip" on so many of his young staffers.
#3. It beats sleeping with Paul Shaffer. Barely.
2. He gets his cigars from a New Yorker named "Bill".
...and the number one reason a hot young female intern would sleep with David Letterman:Mudge is already taken!
If only I hadn't gone on my Friday morning walk with the Missus, I could have beaten you to the punch on this one.
ReplyDeleteI suspect Letterman will emerge from this a sympathetic figure, the victim of an extortionist. Can you imagine sitting in the audience last night and listening to this? How awkward would that be?
ReplyDeleteI'll get it started... "The Top 10 Reasons to Sleep With David Letterman":
ReplyDelete10. He's # 2, he has to try harder.
#9. You get to see if his hair can get any worse when he wakes up in the morning.
ReplyDelete#8. Stupid sex tricks
ReplyDelete#7. A threesome with Larry Bud Melman
ReplyDelete#6 - Something to do other than watching his lame monologue.
ReplyDelete#5 How often does a girl get to sleep with a guy old enough to be her grandpa?
ReplyDelete#4 The gap in his choppers is just about the width of the "landing strip" on so many of his young staffers.
ReplyDelete#3. It beats sleeping with Paul Shaffer. Barely.
ReplyDelete2. He gets his cigars from a New Yorker named "Bill".
ReplyDelete...and the number one reason a hot young female intern would sleep with David Letterman:
ReplyDeleteMudge is already taken!