I hope Starbucks doesn't try to follow suit. I really don't want to see hairy legs and armpits in a bikini. Not to mention Obama tatoos. Besides, their coffee is a bitter enough thing to swallow as it is.
Vice sells, it always has. But why is it the guy behind the curtain is always some lecherous fat slob who looks like he couldn't get laid in a whore house with a suitcase full of Barra bonds?
There was a place like this near me, I believe it was in New Hampshire, but that place had topless servers. Despite the fact that the place was very innocent, they employed all types of women, and served fantastic fair trade coffee, some local nut jobs burned the place down..
What a great idea! I oughta try it with chicken wings.
ReplyDeleteI hope Starbucks doesn't try to follow suit. I really don't want to see hairy legs and armpits in a bikini. Not to mention Obama tatoos. Besides, their coffee is a bitter enough thing to swallow as it is.
ReplyDeleteVice sells, it always has. But why is it the guy behind the curtain is always some lecherous fat slob who looks like he couldn't get laid in a whore house with a suitcase full of Barra bonds?
ReplyDeleteThere was a place like this near me, I believe it was in New Hampshire, but that place had topless servers. Despite the fact that the place was very innocent, they employed all types of women, and served fantastic fair trade coffee, some local nut jobs burned the place down..
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