Saturday, January 30, 2010

Enough about me. Bob, what do you do?

I study whether creepy crawlies with gew gaws on their ding dongs convey evolutionary advantages toward coitus. Coincidentally, I've developed an extremely precise method of laser circumcision.
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7 comments:

  1. MudgeJanuary 30, 2010

    Female fly: "Just who do you think you are going to satisfy with THAT little thing?

    Laser-cut male fly: "Me."

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  2. .....January 30, 2010

    Nice! Wife laughing heartily a that one.

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  3. The Conservative WahooJanuary 30, 2010

    Gotta love insect penis humor.

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  4. Quickdraw McGrawJanuary 31, 2010

    Unfortunately, early man needed to "get the job done" rather quickly or he might risk being devoured by predators while gettin' a li'l sum-sum.

    Think about it.

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2010

    Is this where the origination of the dreisive name "Needle dick the bug f--ker" came from?

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2010

    Is this where the origination of the dreisive name "Needle dick the bug f--ker" came from?

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  7. "The Hammer"February 01, 2010

    Don't believe in Darwinism.

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