Good LORD! Where to begin? Mr. Brenner is in serious need of an intervention before those drugs he is abusing kill him.
First, he applauds Obama the "liberal" candidate who, among other Brenner-noteworthy qualities, worshipped under Rev "God-DAMN America" Wright, and then paints him at just slightly above convicted child molesters and psycopathic murderers as he has moved ever so slightly right-ward (and that, fellow readers, is a generous description of what I actually believe to be little more than a feint to the right so he can give the illusion of actually caring what more than half the country actually wants.)
Monsieur Brenner, did you notice that while you were heating your last spoonful of smack that the American public HAS BEEN FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY SCREAMING AT HIM TO STOP THE LEFT-WING MADNESS? Loosen that tourniquet so you can get more blood flowing to your brainstem.
What I really can't understand though, is how Mr. Brenner can type such an article while puffing a crack pipe with his head so firmly up his own crack.
This yoga clearly doesn't work. Darn you anyway, Robert Thorn for getting me all fired up on a quiet Sunday afternoon. Stop doing that. Off to my happy place.
Good LORD! Where to begin? Mr. Brenner is in serious need of an intervention before those drugs he is abusing kill him.
ReplyDeleteFirst, he applauds Obama the "liberal" candidate who, among other Brenner-noteworthy qualities, worshipped under Rev "God-DAMN America" Wright, and then paints him at just slightly above convicted child molesters and psycopathic murderers as he has moved ever so slightly right-ward (and that, fellow readers, is a generous description of what I actually believe to be little more than a feint to the right so he can give the illusion of actually caring what more than half the country actually wants.)
Monsieur Brenner, did you notice that while you were heating your last spoonful of smack that the American public HAS BEEN FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY SCREAMING AT HIM TO STOP THE LEFT-WING MADNESS? Loosen that tourniquet so you can get more blood flowing to your brainstem.
What I really can't understand though, is how Mr. Brenner can type such an article while puffing a crack pipe with his head so firmly up his own crack.
This yoga clearly doesn't work. Darn you anyway, Robert Thorn for getting me all fired up on a quiet Sunday afternoon. Stop doing that. Off to my happy place.