Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Vista's Suckulence Is All Part Of The Master Plan...

Oh sure, it all starts innocently enough. A multi billionaire corporate mogul and (begin invisible bunny ear swoosh) philanthropist (end bunny ear swoosh) announces his intention to develop a nuclear reactor capable of generating emission-free energy for up to 100 years without refueling.

Next thing you know, he'll quietly begin assembly on a massive space station orbiting the Earth, complete with a fleet of interplanetary space shuttles equipped with death lasers. His masterstroke - a diamond-tipped drill able to reach the Earth's inner core and unleash liquid Hell onto the surface above unless the world can come up with a suitable ransom.




Bill Gates must be stopped.

3 comments:

  1. Conservative Blue HenMarch 24, 2010

    Finally, there is the bowler, tuxedo, and monocle, symbols of a refined, intellectual conservatism, or what I seek to encourage here.


    Sorry. Just wanted to post the above before the... well, I guess I should not name call as that would be uncivil.

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  2. Yes, you must be civil just as François Houle - Provost for Université d’Ottawa / University of Ottawa told Ann Coulter in a letter before her visit. Oh that's right, the visit never happened because hundreds of ACORN activists...sorry wrong group, SEIU members...darn that's incorrect as well, Students...yeah that's it, blocked the entrances thus cancelling the event.

    Not a Ann Coulter fan, but the left also need to practice what they preach.

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  3. And Billy Gates will hold us ransome for (suspenseful music in the background) 1 million dollars!

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