Friday, April 23, 2010

Porn Caused the Melt-down

At last, we have it. We now know what caused the financial crisis. No, it wasn't a lack of regulatory authority. No, it wasn't a lack of regulators. No, it wasn't a lack of rules with which to regulate.

Turns out SEC folks were too busy surfin' porn.

Nice.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 23, 2010

    Aha, so it wasn't all Wall Street's fault...

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  2. "The Hammer"April 23, 2010

    Whee doggie! I thought you were talking about me for a second.

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  3. Goldwater's GhostApril 23, 2010

    Porn - is there anything it can't do?

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  4. "The Hammer"April 23, 2010

    I just heard that 17 of the officials who were spending their days in masturbatory bliss on Sam's nickle, had base salaries of over 200k a year. If we provided the Kleenex I'm gonna be really pissed.
    Actually one of the most egregious offenders was a female. I'd like to meet her.

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