Favre Surgeon: "Wound-Closing Zipper Technology Would Not Work Here"

The Vikings succumbed to the Patriots last night 28-18 and Brett "1a c my junk?" Favre took it on the chin, literally, causing him to be taken to the hospital before the game ended. Doctors reportedly attached a piece of velcro to his beard stubble to close the wound when they determined that more modern techniques, for non-medical reasons, would not keep the wound closed.