A glorious morning here on the Eastern Shore, I hope it is great where you are too. Let's get the Memorial Day Weekend off to a fast start with some old fashioned bitchin' and whinin'. What's on your mind today folks? Unburden yourselves!
My Saturday bitch and whine: mosquitos. But thanks to better living through chemistry and technology, those electric mosquito foggers let me play Sadam Hussein to the mosquito Kurds.
I'm not sure. I've cut back significantly on my eating but the drinking, well let's just say it's a work in progress. With the move I haven't exercised at all (other than wild perverted Thai hanging basket sex). When I climb stairs now I don't immediately go into cardiac arrhythmia so I guess I'm doing ok. I'll get back to you on that.
By the way, my ideal weight, my college weight, back when I was young and good looking and the chicks were on me like a rash...I forgot what I was going to say...oh yeah, my ideal weight is 195 lbs so it's kinda funny you should bring that up... but then again I ain't five foot nothing.
My bitch and whine: humidity. It ruins an otherwise decent season. I can't wait for Autumn.
ReplyDeleteFor those keeping score, I weigh 186.5 today--down 10 from my massive 196.5 on December 29.
ReplyDeleteHammer--how's your diet going?
ReplyDeleteMy Saturday bitch and whine: mosquitos. But thanks to better living through chemistry and technology, those electric mosquito foggers let me play Sadam Hussein to the mosquito Kurds.
ReplyDeleteMortez mes petites amies!
Mudge--how bout a link to your chem/bio provider?
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ReplyDeleteI'm not sure. I've cut back significantly on my eating but the drinking, well let's just say it's a work in progress. With the move I haven't exercised at all (other than wild perverted Thai hanging basket sex). When I climb stairs now I don't immediately go into cardiac arrhythmia so I guess I'm doing ok. I'll get back to you on that.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, my ideal weight, my college weight, back when I was young and good looking and the chicks were on me like a rash...I forgot what I was going to say...oh yeah, my ideal weight is 195 lbs so it's kinda funny you should bring that up... but then again I ain't five foot nothing.
Mort à tous les moustiques Mudge.
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