This Valentine's Day, every kiss will not necessarily begin with Kay. In perhaps the strangest marketing idea ever, the Newtown Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant in New York is offering a special Valentine's Day tour. A Hershey's Kiss will be distributed to every guest!
The plant superintendent will walk guests through the sewage plant’s egg-shaped digesters, which act like a human stomach and break down the noxious waste into harmless sludge and gas. This wildly enthusiastic superintendent promises a date she'll never forget (this is most likely true).
Haven't picked up anything for your beloved yet? Get yourself to Newtown Creek!
Sally - don't forget the age-old adage: the way to a man's heart is through his digester.
ReplyDeleteWhat's hubby getting you Sally?
ReplyDeleteNew York's too tough to get to during the week, so probably a tour of the local sewage plant.
ReplyDeleteSt. Valentine's day is a "negative rights" holiday for men. If you do everything perfectly you're still at even. But bring home a Whitman's Sampler instead of Godiva, or get the 10 buck a bunch Wally World flowers, and you'll be sleeping with the fishes.
ReplyDeleteHammer - so why should Valentine's Day be any different from the rest?
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