Headed off for some R and R with the family for two weeks with limited connectivity. Don't get excited Hammer, I've got house-sitters.
Unless I find a computer with a keyboard, I probably won't blog until I get home. Can't stand blogging on my iPad.
Hopefully the inmates will not destroy the asylum.
Cheers, all.
Bryan
I've always wanted to house-sit a stately manor like yours. My "to do" list would include (but not limited to) raiding the liquor cabinet, ordering the Hustler channel (lifetime package), make a few prank calls to Tokyo (kaneshewa), dump a box of Tide in the pool, take an inventory of mom's knickers drawer and road trip the Jag (which could end up in the pool as well). Plus I'd help you establish a line of credit at some of the "gentlemens" clubs around town (Hi, I'm Commander Bond). Hell I'd even invite Tub and some of his degenerate cohorts over to chaperone.
ReplyDeleteI'm hurt I wasn't considered for the position but what the hell, have fun on your Carnival Cruise and don't worry about the blog, it's in the safe hands.
I am surprised that there is no mention of Vanderbilt beating Virginia in the college baseball world series.
ReplyDeleteYou!re kidding, right? 1. It is baseball. 2. The forces of evil prevailed. 3. It was the longest, most boring nine inning game I ever watched.
ReplyDeleteYou're watching that shit when the World Cup is on?
ReplyDeleteYou deserve what you got.