Thursday, July 10, 2008

Black Holes are Racist

Indeed. Check this out. While conducting a meeting of county commissioners, a white commissioner complained of a traffic ticket office having become a "black hole". He was immediately set upon by two black commissioners who found his use of the term "black hole" racially insensitive. I'm not making this up folks.

As a racially sensitive white man, I propose the following be stricken from our lexicon:

white noise, white-out, white wedding, all Navy uniforms with the word "white" in them, whitecap, teeth "whitening".

Thank you.

8 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 10, 2008

    I couldn't follow the link so I have to ask, per chance, were the two councilmen in question products of the former dc school system? Might explain their intellectual depth.

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  2. Can't seem to get the link right, sorry. But there is no evidence the councilmen were of the DC system.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 11, 2008

    i propose that "asian chicken salad" also be banned.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 11, 2008

    Do the two Dallas morons object when a business is doing well and thus is, "in the black"?

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  5. http://michellemalkin.com/2008/07/09/dallas-county-official-black-hole-is-racist/

    There ya go.

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  6. AnonymousJuly 11, 2008

    next thing you know donkeys will be upset about "asshole". i suspect they are already pretty torqued about democrats.

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