Tuesday, June 30, 2009

A Tough (Tuft) Problem

While the rain forests in the Amazon and Borneo may be threatened, there are patches of dense growth that grow untrammeled in men's nostrils throughout America. Is it a reaction to the last decade's metrosexuality, akin to some women's growth of armpit hair as a political statement? Or is the epidemic of unruly nose hair due to ignorance of second puberty? Please pass this PSA, anonymously if needs be, to any friends who may be unaware. Remember....the more you know....

3 comments:

  1. My Lord... all those links. Do you write for "The Family Guy" by any chance?

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  2. If only our recently-departed friend, Billy, had been aware of this growing problem, perhaps he could have miniaturized this product:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICvbF1uZm-I

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  3. Nose hair removed!
    Shame about Sanford but on the bright side he didn't ask you to be the father of his bastard offspring ...like our guy! I have a blog.

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