Sunday, August 30, 2009

What Would Jefferson Say?

The University of Virginia was named to America's 25 "Douchiest" colleges list by GQ. See where yours placed here.

Hat tip: TigerHawk

8 comments:

  1. Number 25, that's about right. Coincidentally that would also be their ACC ranking in "hottest campus babes" assuming we brought in 13 more teams. Of course the UVA girls do somewhat make up for it in availability and enthusiasm.

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  2. What? No USNA? At least Notre Dame is up there. So right.

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  3. Ok, so I read it. If blue blazers, an emphasis on academics, and inclusion on a list with the five honorable mention schools is "douchy," I'll take it. They might want to fact check their "in ten years" thing though...which brings me to today's funny.

    How do you get a Hokie grad off your porch?

    Pay him for the pizza and send him on his way.

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  4. What do you say to a Hokie in a three piece suit?

    Will the Defendant please rise.

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  5. Q. What's the difference between the Dean Dome and a porcupine?
    A. With the Dean Dome the pricks are on the inside.

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  6. What does the "N" in Clemson stand for?

    Nowledge

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