Spotted on Craigslist this morning:
We were at the White House together for the 'Osama is dead' singalong watching people climb the lights to tie up the American flag. You had a piercing around your lip and a pretty bad-ass looking shoulder tattoo. You and your friend kept thanking my roommate and I for holding our bikes up and keeping the crowd from you.
Why the hell didn't I ask your name?
(h/t Politico)
All hail the return of Sally! Osama's dead, she's not!
ReplyDeleteGreat, you've broken my cover, Sally.
ReplyDeleteBut to be honest, the lip piercing is just where I cut myself shaving and the badass shoulder tatoo is just a big bruise from when I tripped over my...dog. [Said dog being a weiner dog, I had to resist the double entendre, this being a family-friendly blog and all.]
I'm going to go mix another "Osama": two shots and a splash of water...brb
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