The Obama campaign recently devised a plan to raise money, by raffling off Dinner with Barack. Our very own Mudge entered the raffle and I don't know about you, but I thought to myself 'Game over. No way can Obama find a better date.'
Alas, he didn't make the cut. The Obama campaign is now casting a wider net for a prospective dinner partner. To add insult to injury, raffle tickets are now going for 3 bucks vice the original 5 bucks.
A grave injustice has been done, folks.