Sunday, March 18, 2012
GIVE ME A "T"...
Call me sexist, call me a pig, call me anything you like but know this, we have lost something. We have lost the beauty, the spectacle, the pageantry of beautiful young women cheering on our talented and dedicated athletes. What we get these days are young women with nonexistent breasts more reminiscent of a heroin addicted British super-model than a virtuous example of American beauty and wholesomeness. The administrators of our institutions of higher education must put a stop to this immediately! And time is of the essence! If we allow this to continue, what's next? 
This is the result of what happens when an activity that was previously in the same class as the pep band and the color guard becomes classified as a "sport". Females who had previously been channeled into gymnastics now become cheerleaders. And for those who will argue that cheer leading is a sport, well, it I guess it is, in the same way that the Superstars competitions on ABC in the 70s were "sports".
ReplyDeleteThat St. Mary's cheerleader looks exactly like Snooki.
ReplyDeleteI just want the record to show that should I ever sit for Senate confirmation, I did not post this.
ReplyDeleteyou need to add the Lehigh cheerleaders to this post. y'know, balance it a bit. One particular Lehigh cheerleader heavily tipped the scales in the opposite direction....
ReplyDeleteYes I was complaining about the Lehigh Cheerleaders on FB. There's a couple there that are not only on the heavy side (they would dress out about 205 by my reckoning) but are, I want to be kind here, not the most attractive women I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteAs for you CW, you might not have posted it, but you were thinking it.
ReplyDeleteif I know CW, not only was he thinking it, but he was also dressing it up with colorful prose and analogy
ReplyDeletesports bras. and you are all just a bunch of fat hasbeens who probably need them too
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