A New Definition of Racism

Not pro-diversity enough? Must be racist!

It Isn't Racism if a Democrat Does It

MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell--on National Television (well, only MSNBC)--says that RNC Chair Michael Steele is "dancing" for his "master".  Where is Sharpton?  Where is Jackson?  Where is Obama and a beer summit?

Oh that's right--it's only racist if a Republican says it.  Check out some classic non-racist Democrat lines here.

Before: Dissent = Patriotism. Now: Dissent = Racism

Our lefty overlords have decided to conspire in order to keep track of the perniciously racist Tea Party.  Not that the the NAACP is racist mind you; no, not them.  It's not like they "advocate" for the "advancement" of "colored" people or anything... 

Of course.  I get it.  Barack Obama is so intelligent, so persuasive, so inspired, so....well....right about everything.  The only POSSIBLE EXPLANATION for dissent is racism.  Not ideological disagreement on the proper role of government.  Not wariness over mounting debt.  Not concern over the decline in our relations with trusted allies (see Germany, UK, Japan)  while we apologize to people who wish us ill.  I remember on election night wondering to myself how I could be so incredibly out of touch, so spectacularly apart from the national pulse as to think the man we had just elected was unfit for the job and potentially damaging to the country's future.  Now I know.  I must be a racist.  There can be no other explanation.