Friday, May 23, 2014

Big Fat Friday Free For All

Hey girls, gather round.  Listen to what I am put-tin down.  Hey baby, I'm your Handy man....

What's on you mind, friends?  Wondering if you've got enough hamburgers and hotdogs for the weekend?  Can't get an appointment with a specialist at your local VA hospital?  Let the world feel your pain!

I'm writing this on Thursday night and scheduling for Friday AM posting, so no weigh in for me.  Will pop in with a comment and my weight after my morning meetings.  But I KNEW I would hear about it from Brother Tom if I didn't provide the space for him to crow about his impressive weight loss.  So, Tom?


The Conservative Wahoo said...

188.4, down 1.2 for the week. This should be considered a good thing, as my Livestrong plan of diet and exercise has me losing one pound a week. It just feels like I shoulld have lost more. I know, I am a candy ass. By the way, this is not a request for either diet or exercise tips.

Tom de Plume said...

I don't know where you fall under this illusion that I use your sandbox to brag about my weight loss. An analysis of your blob going back 171.1 days indicates no mention from me whatsoever about my weight loss.

What I am realy proud of is my new status as a victim. I haven't been a liberal statistic since I sold our home in Texas and our place in Virginia wasn't ready to move into. Yes, 15 years ago, we were counted among the homeless.

But since starting my diet, there have been nights I have gone to bed hungrier than Sandra Fluke after pulling an "all-nighter" with a UConn basketabll player and finding her EBT card doesn't work at Taco Bell. Yes, I am one of those millions of Americans who suffers from "food insecurity".

Tom de Plume said...

Ooops. My bad. I meant to write "your blog", not "your blob".

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