Hipster-in-Chief Twitter Town Hall

Yesterday, POTUS held a Twitter Town Hall in which his subjects could tweet their questions in hopes of receiving a personal answer from the President himself. Although it is difficult to say "Iowahawk" without its preceding "The Incomparable," you simply must read the tweets T.I. Iowahawk sent. A quick sampling of some of the better ones (but do visit the link):

"An $8 billion high speed train leaves Chicago for Iowa City at 8:15am at 40mph. Why?

If shovel-ready projects create jobs, wouldn't spoon-ready projects create even more jobs?

Subtract Malia's age from the number of states. Multiply the result by the number of jobs saved or created.

I let my Mexican drug lord license expire. Am I still eligible for the free machine gun program?

When you're visiting his volcano lair, does George Soros let you feed the laser sharks?

The staffer who suggested this Twitter Town Hall is fired, isn't he?

Why isn't your cabinet unionized?

If Joe Biden has a massive stroke, (a) do you have a replacement in mind, and (b) how would you tell?

When you said "days not weeks" did you mean Venusian days?

I understand you finally quit smoking. Do they make a patch for spending addicts too?

Is this question racist?

Why do you need permission to be clear, and not need permission to bomb Libya?

Are you in favor of gay marriage for Libyan bombing crews on Boeing planes made in South Carolina?
On behalf of the entire US population: dude, WTF?

Let's say instead of winning the future, we end up in a tie. Do we then go to sudden death overtime?

If we reneg on the debt, where's the best place to hide our stuff from the repo men?

If ATMs are so bad, why do you keep treating me like one?

Are strawmen cheaper when you buy them by the gross?

How much CO2 is created by a burning straw man?

This whole Twitter Town Hall thing is turning out to be another amateur disaster, isn't it?

If Eric Holder gets indicted in Operation Fast & Furious, should he get a civilian trial?

If we eat the rich, what do we get for dessert?

if punishing employers results in more employment, can you also punish beer makers?

Psst... got any spare tix for the 2016 Chicago Olympics?

Since you've doubled the number of wars, shouldn't you be getting another Nobel Peace Prize?

Does it bother you that your Twitter stunt worked out better for me than you?

Will you be my 10,000th follower?"

This guy (Iowahawk, not POTUS) is an absolute pro.

Behold, The Greatness of Iowahawk: American Pride is Out of the Closet!

It simply gets no better than this.  Iowahawk skewers the anti-war left with this one, and it is high art. 

The Genius of Iowahawk

Soak the rich you say?  Solve our problems by taxing the rich?  Here's Iowahawk (all honor his name) with simply put, one of the most searing send-ups of the soak the rich crowd I've ever seen.

T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII Turns On Obama

I give you, the incomparable--Iowahawk.

Iowahawk Responds to Anti-Harvard Prejudice

The man is a genius.

Iowahawk Takes Us Inside The Obama White House

Careful--there's a bit of Emanuel-esque language here.

Iowahawk Brilliance

I don't seem to visit Iowahawk as much as I used to, but you should today. This man is a comic genius.

Iowahawk on Climaquiddick

Rand Simberg seems to have coined the Climaquiddick phrase (though I can't seem to find where--I only find others referring to him having made it up--sounds like Biblical research)--referring of course to what he suspects will be the media's attempt to "whitewash and minimize" the growing scandal of global warming sycophants.

Apparently, the incomparable Iowahawk has gained access deep into the Climate Change Tower of Orthanc (or East Anglia University, as it is known in Middle Earth).

Every time I read the words "East Anglia", I think of Monty Python sketches--whenever "East Anglia" was cited, they'd pause on the first syllable just a tad too long---as in "East Ang.....lia".