Tom Boswell Priggishly Moralizes On Tiger

I'm generally a fan of WaPost sportswriter Tom Boswell, but this piece is ridiculous. The suggestion that Woods' prodigious infidelity has "damaged" golf is laughable--it has damaged Tiger Woods' reputation as a man and a human being. But it has done nothing to the sport. If anything, a win at Augusta would be good for golf, and good for Tiger.

Mike Wise is Tiger Woods

Haven't heard of Mike Wise? Well, don't be hard on yourselves. He's a sports columnist for the Washington Post. And in this bit of day after Christmas of over the top exhibitionism, he reveals to readers his link to Tiger Woods (and Rick Pitino, and Mark Sanford et al) by making tangential references to his own weakness (several times, while each time assuring us that this was not the place to discuss such failings).

What was the point of this? After reading and re-reading several times, I just can't figure it out. Is it an act of public contrition, made as an offering to she who was hurt? Is it an act of public masturbation by a dweeb who desperately wants all the boys in the sports page to read that he is some kind of Casanova?

No Mike--you're not Tiger Woods.

Catching Tiger By His Tail...

My last post on this, I promise.

But c'mon, this is getting a little out of hand (figuratively and literally). Number 10 has come forth (or eleven, I've seen conflicting numbers). She's a...ahem...professional actress named Joslyn James. That's two professional actresses by the way (what an arts patron).


For those of you keeping score, here's Tiger's front nine scorecard:

What's up with Number 4?

Some Tips for Tiger on the Subject of Managing a Harem

Some keen advice for Tiger--here's a snippet:

"Philandering men—even celebs—are not uniformly arrogant jerks. Those with a gift for harem management can leave a woman with warm, nostalgic feelings, an afterglow of romantic gratitude. An essential skill for men who choose to cheat, which some are lucky to be born with, is the ability to conduct a love affair without turning the "other woman" into a potential enemy."

H/T Instapundit

When Did He Find Time To Golf?

The Sun is reporting that a sixth woman has been linked to golfer Tiger Woods...

And you know what they say, "If you see it in the Sun, it's so."

Tiger Let Down His Family

The plot thickens....