Someone's Looking for You, Mudge

Spotted on Craigslist this morning:

We were at the White House together for the 'Osama is dead' singalong watching people climb the lights to tie up the American flag. You had a piercing around your lip and a pretty bad-ass looking shoulder tattoo. You and your friend kept thanking my roommate and I for holding our bikes up and keeping the crowd from you.

Why the hell didn't I ask your name?

(h/t Politico)