Uh, Not Just Yet, Scott...

Scott Brown has decided to write an autobiography.

Tiger's Wood Lands Him In Trouble...

...or insert your own golf-as-a-sexual-euphemism headline here. There are unsubstantiated reports out this morning that the lacerations Tiger Woods suffered early Friday morning were not as a result of a car accident, but rather a scorned Swedish supermodel.

Apparently, Tiger prefers the company of leggy brunettes.

Remember to follow through on that backswing, Elin.