Those Swingin' Chi-Coms

Chinese Professor jailed for sex parties.

Virginia's Attorney General Is Ridiculous

I looked on with approval when Virginia AG Ken Cuccinelli warned Virginia colleges against extending anti-discrimination protection to people based on sexual orientation (something the State Legislature had not yet done), though I wondered if his motives were something other than wishing to protect the Commonwealth from exposure to litigation.

When a liberal friend sent me this article from Charlottesville detailing Cuccinelli's personal "Climategate" investigation of increasingly marginalized climate scientist Michael Mann (who had spent time at UVA), I shook my head in dismay, wondering if there weren't any child molesters that Cuccinelli could spend time pursuing.

Now this--Cuccinelli has decided that the Great Seal of the Commonwealth of Virginia--which exposed the left breast of "Virtus" slaying a tyrant--was too much for our delicate eyes, and he (with PAC money) has designed an alternative seal and had it emblazoned on a pin that he distributed to his staff. I've linked to the story from Huffington Post--be not afraid, your eyes will not explode if you open it.

Cuccinelli was likely the beneficiary of Bob McDonnell's vast popularity in the 2009 election--and I'm beginning to think it unfortunate that this was the case. So far, I've seen nothing to like in this prig of a show-horse.

Where Has Goldwater's Ghost Been On This Story?

Boobquake.

Language Inquiry

According to this story, a young man at Michigan State University has been arrested for pilfering some 79 "pairs" of women's "thong" underwear. That's right--the story certifies that all 79 articles were of the "thong" variety.

My question to those of you familiar with the "thong" variety of women's underthings is, exactly what is it a "pair" of? Seems to me that a thong is more like the "anti-pair".

I'm just sayin'.

Multitasking

Tactile Minds, a pornographic magazine for the blind, has been launched in the UK - complete with explicit text and raised pictures of naked men and women.

There is hope for capitalism after all.

Ann Althouse on Sex Addiction

Tigerhawk has introduced me to the genius of Ann Althouse--here she is on the growing malady of "sex addiction". She's got a way of looking at things that usually grabs my interest.

Where My Girls At?

News here of Madame Speaker's meeting scheduled today with ONLY the female members of her caucus. Imagine the uproar if a male speaker met with only men. But only just imagine it, because you won't hear one today.

HT--Instapundit

Stripper Takes On The Man

Exotic dancer Quansa Thompson is suing the owner of a--well--place where exotic dancers do their stuff--under the Fair Labor Act. Seems he set a series of "rules" over his "independent contractors" which make them more like "employees" than "contractors". Two things.

Ms. Thompson is pretty open about the money she made--relatively good money--in a mostly cash business. One wonders if there are any IRS agents reading about her this morning.

Secondly, as a contractor, I have empathy for my sister Quansa. Fight the power, girl.

Loves Me Some Krauthammer

On the post-partisanship of health care deform by budget reconciliation.

Restoring Science To Its Rightful Place

Scientists believe they have found why men find the "hourglass" figure the most attractive shape for the female body.

Researchers at Georgia Gwinnett College in Lawrenceville, Georgia studied the brain scans of fourteen young men following viewing of nude pictures of women pre and post cosmetic surgery. The surgery was performed to redistribute fat from the women's waist to the buttocks to give them more of an hourglass figure. The operations did not reduce the weight, but merely redistributed it.

Scans of the study subjects revealed that viewing the post-surgery photographs stimulated the same regions of the brain that were activated by rewards, drugs and alcohol.

Steven Platek, an evolutionary cognitive neuroscientist (I didn't make that up), said the research may help to explain such social phenomena as sexual harassment and whistling at curvaceous women in the street.

Good to know that science is on the case.

Catching Tiger By His Tail...

My last post on this, I promise.

But c'mon, this is getting a little out of hand (figuratively and literally). Number 10 has come forth (or eleven, I've seen conflicting numbers). She's a...ahem...professional actress named Joslyn James. That's two professional actresses by the way (what an arts patron).


For those of you keeping score, here's Tiger's front nine scorecard:

What's up with Number 4?

Real Fair Trade Coffee

If you're going to shell out $5 for a cup of coffee, you might as well do it with a smile.



Let the double entendre jokes commence...

Dems Seek to Tax Plastic Surgery

I'm all for this! In fact, can we make it retro-active so that Speaker Pelosi's "work" can help fund Obamacare?

Not Everything Is Bigger In Texas

A woman in Waco, TX has been charged with theft by deception for lying about having cancer in order to raise money for breast enlargement surgery.

Authorities say Trista Jay Lathern spent $10,000 raised during a benefit in her honor on a boob job. Lathern went as far as shaving her head in an effort to look more like a cancer patient undergoing chemotherapy. Ooo, a method actor.

Lathern is alleged to have wanted the impants to try to save her seven month marriage.

A case where the ends, however noble and spectacular, do not justify the means.