From Nanny State news around the world, comes word that Malaysia has announced two new policies designed to "improve society and public health."
First, the country announced that it will tie student grades to body mass index. Malaysia has one of the highest obesity rates in Southeast Asia. Second, it was sending 66 school boys suspected of being gay to reform camp.
Gay camp? Isn't that kind of defeating the purpose? I mean, spending time in a cabin with 20 other chubby guys who share a common interest and all?
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Mom! Dad! I got selected for Gay Camp!!! Now let's keep our fingers crossed for UVa!!!
You are on fire today GG. Pent up output?
One time, at gay camp, I met this guy who said his name was Hammer...
Fuq you Anon.
But Flounder wasn't gay and the quote was "Fat drink and stupid". Regardless, messing around with '70s American cultural exemplars like John Landis' "Animal House" is pretty close to sacrilege. You people need to watch your step.
Way to screw up the quote.
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