Monday, March 15, 2010

Living The Dream

Like many of us, New Jersey woman Donna Simpson has a problem with her weight. But where we (including some on this very page) may struggle from week to week to take off the pounds, Simpson is headed the other way.

Donna has a goal too - to become the world's fattest woman. She's one for the books already - reaching the title of world's fattest mother in 2007 at 531 lbs. after the birth of her daughter. Currently weighing in at 631 lbs, Ms Simpson hopes to reach her goal weight of 1,000 lbs through a strict regimen of junk food and sedentary living. "I'd love to be 1,000 lbs," said Simpson, "but it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down."

Fight the good fight, Donna...fight the good fight.

8 comments:

"The Hammer" said...
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"The Hammer" said...

She must have the heart of an ox to even be alive, and actually the brain of an ox too.

Slim McG said...

Everyone who wants to pay the healthcare bill for this grotesque beast, raise yer hands!

PK said...

PLEASE tell me that this is one of those looks-like-a-real-news-site-but-is-really-a-joke sites.

Please.

Goldwater's Ghost said...

PK, it may very well be - but upon inspection of Hammer's Avatar, I wouldn't be surprised if it was not.

Slim, what I found refreshing about this story is that Ms. Simpson is a self-reliant gal; she supports herself (or tries to) by maintaining a website where paying customers can watch her gorge herself. There's a lid for every pot...

Smoothfur said...

I would like to set up a "DOUGHNUT BOMB' (similar to the money bomb) for Ms Simpson to help her achieve her goal. We could each donate a dozen from Dunkin Doughnuts.

Goldwater's Ghost said...

...which is why I found it so fascinating. But, like PK, I'm a bit skeptical, and wouldn't be surprised if this story isn't debunked in a few days.

arbuckle said...

I've got to find her website.

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