Thursday, September 2, 2010

Before: Dissent = Patriotism. Now: Dissent = Racism

Our lefty overlords have decided to conspire in order to keep track of the perniciously racist Tea Party.  Not that the the NAACP is racist mind you; no, not them.  It's not like they "advocate" for the "advancement" of "colored" people or anything... 

Of course.  I get it.  Barack Obama is so intelligent, so persuasive, so inspired, so....well....right about everything.  The only POSSIBLE EXPLANATION for dissent is racism.  Not ideological disagreement on the proper role of government.  Not wariness over mounting debt.  Not concern over the decline in our relations with trusted allies (see Germany, UK, Japan)  while we apologize to people who wish us ill.  I remember on election night wondering to myself how I could be so incredibly out of touch, so spectacularly apart from the national pulse as to think the man we had just elected was unfit for the job and potentially damaging to the country's future.  Now I know.  I must be a racist.  There can be no other explanation.


"The Hammer" said...

I'm glad you finally have the self awareness to realize you are just another white genocidal racist cracker. NOW you can begin the healing process. May I suggest writing a big fat check to the DNC and or Code Pink.
Good luck my friend and hang in there. The journey will not be easy. Finally accepting blame for all that's wrong in the World can be terrifying but cleansing and purifying experience. In the end it'll be worth it.

Tom de Plume said...

Be it the Ground Zero Victory mosque, gay marriage, or Obama's popularity, when popular opinion is overwhelmingly against the left, their only defense is to claim bigotry. It's getting old.

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