Friday, March 22, 2013

Big Fat Friday Free For All

Sorry things seem to be going so poorly for you chum.  I know, you went 10-6 in the first night of the NCAA's, not a great showing.  Any your bank account in Cyprus is being raided to pay the national bills.  I get it.  But wouldn't it be better just to get it off your chest?

Bitch, friends.  Bitch.

Last weigh in: 196.4 (19 March)
Today:  195.2

Yes, I am grand once again.  It seems the Kitten's absence helped fuel me to a carb-filled, gluttonous binge that brought me once again, to tie my all time high. 

I bought a "Essential Yoga for Inflexible People" DVD and have done some of it this week.  I cannot explain clearly enough how uncomfortable some of even the simplest poses are.


Tom de Plume said...

You are feeding in to the stereotype of the fat man being lazy by re-using the BFFFFA photos.

Mudge said...

that's because you can't do yoga in a polyester leisure suit and a spring porkpie. go out and buy yourself a nice set of hemp skivvies and a richard simmons tank top. and some birkenstocks. and incense. let the kitchen faucet leak a drip every second into a bowl of water and recite a measure of electrical resistance a lot. namaste.

The Conservative Wahoo said...

Au contraire, de Plume--I am not re-using any photo. I have simply settled on one for a bit.

As for you Mudge, you should remember that I am now armed.

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