Friends, I simply can't do it. I'm sorry, but I will be unable to provide mirror imaging of my coverage of RNC 2012 at DNC 2012. I can't bring myself to watch. I know....I know. I'm intolerant. I'm weak. I'm a racist. But I cannot bring myself to watch this nightmare of lies, obfuscation and revisionist history. I'll probably "watch" by lurking on Twitter and seeing what my conservative homies who are paid to watch are saying.