Friday, September 4, 2009

The Smoking Gun…So To Speak

The editorial board of the CW vigorously debated whether this next story was indeed “newsworthy” for inclusion on the daily roundup. It was then pointed out that the CW’ masthead plainly states, “A compendium of thoughts on politics, world affairs, economics, pop culture and social issues…”, and the decision was made to go forward.

Pop star Lady GaGa is denying reports that she’s a hermaphrodite. GaGa, aka Stephani Germanotta, dismissed internet speculation about her condition, saying “it’s too low brow for me to even discuss.” But the singer, best known for her hits “Poker Face” and “Love Game”, once commented on a blog “I have both male and female genitalia, but consider myself a female.”

Judge for yourself here – it’s a long video clip, but you only need to see the first 1:30.

I feel so…conflicted, not unlike the feeling I had when I first watched The Crying Game.

9 comments:

Sally said...

Icccccckkkkkkkkk.

Anonymous said...

Gives new meaning to her song with the line "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."

"The Hammer" said...

Perhaps you need to debate this story a bit more with the CW brain trust.

Anonymous said...

She's probably a shemale.

The Conservative Wahoo said...

This is why I have guest bloggers! Great stuff.

Abe Frohman said...

Any estimations on when this video will have been more scrutinized than the Zapruder film?

"See!!! There is a single 'shooter' above/below the grassy knoll!"

Anonymous said...

And just exactly was the resolution of your conflicted feelings from The Crying Game?

Or, maybe we don't want to know.

Mudge said...

Perhaps her alter-ego is Sir Gal-a-Lad.

Mudge said...

Looks like you went after the low hanging fruit on this story, GG.

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