Thursday, September 12, 2013

Oklahoma (State) Ain't OK

According to Sports Illustrated we've got a "football factory" going on in Stilwell, Oklahoma. Are you sure, really, no kidding? That's right fans, Oklahoma State with the help of Sugar Daddy T. Boone Pickens has gotten dirtier than Miley Cyrus' choreographer... and ain't it terrible. Why they're paying players, doing their school work for them and even having campus hotties show them the ropes during recruiting visits (wink-wink!). Here's SI's explosive cover this week blowing the lid off this scandalous scandal.


Hang on a second...I GOT THIS!
Damn! This is harder than I thought.

WOW, that's better! (Gee I was getting a little nervous there. It was like my fingers were possessed)
















Now, are we to believe this is unprecedented? Have the editors ever been to say... NORMAN, Oklahoma? Are rich, generous alumni particularly uncommon in college athletics? Furthermore I wonder if SI would be interested in shining the harsh light of truth on the Oregon Ducks (another team that came out of obscurity in the last few years) and their benefactor Phil Knight? And I'm sure the fact that OSU's Pickens doesn't really do that much business with sports magazines and Nike does millions upon millions, I'm sure that fact would not even enter the heads of SI's editors. 

Here's the thing, college football is dirty but that's the system. And when a "nobody" school wants to join the club of the TOP THIRTY, then all of a sudden the bloodhounds start baying. The University of Oklahoma is dirty as hell, and has been for years. Most of the SEC is dirty, and has been for years. Clemson stinks to high heaven, and has for years. It's common knowledge. So they get a pass because they're in the club because they're the bread 'n butter money-maker schools. Oregon gets a pass because Phil Knight has clout and North Carolina's football program gets a pass because their basketball program is so lucrative that they can't afford for the brand to be tarnished. But woe be unto the no-name school that tries to buy their way in (SMU immediately comes to mind) especially if they're sitting on top of a "name" school like Oklahoma or Texas. 

So I'm guessing this story is probably factually correct, but that's not really the point. This is the way the game is played and the rules were set by the powers that be...for their benefit. The system serves them just as prohibition served bootleggers. So for a school like Ok. State they have the choice of playing crappy football for all time or getting down in the mud with the likes of OU and the rest. But if they choose the later they had better be prepared for these kinds of stories. The sports establishment doesn't take kindly to upstarts. 













Wednesday, September 11, 2013

This Day

If one can truly be judged by the company one keeps, then Chris was a darn good guy.  I know this twelve years after his murder because I am surrounded by his people; his wife, his children, his mother and brother, his friends and co-workers.  All of them kind and loving people.  I never met the man, but our paths crossed through common friends who assure me that I would have liked him.  I've seen a video tape or two that seem to confirm this. 

Facebook is alive with remembrances of this day, many of which include photos of the awful moments that preceded Chris's death by air-terror.  These photographs are for most of us, a call not to forget, a visible reminder of the anger we felt that day.  This is how I feel when I see them.  I remember sitting in a room at the East India Club in London, where I was staying when the attacks occurred.  I had only a few hours earlier landed after the overnight flight, and was sleeping off the jet lag before the conference began the next day, when the phone rang.  It was my dinner companion that night, Moondog, calling to tell me that we would not be eating curry as we had planned.  The world had changed.  I turned on the television and remained there--interrupted only by dinner that evening and breakfast the next morning--angrily crying and wondering what it all meant. 

Others see those photos differently; they represent images of murder.  They evoke not anger or retribution, but intense, searing sadness.  What was for the rest of us a day to remember...is a day they would rather forget.  It was the worst day of their lives, even if they were too young then to know it.  They are annually reminded of their anguish, 3000 families for whom this day tends not to evoke patriotism, but deep, unyielding torment.  Consider if you will, waking up on the anniversary of the death of a loved one in a car accident, to pictures of the crash scene.  Every year.

Of course this was bigger than a vehicular death. The nation was attacked and changed. We all share in those memories and those feelings, and it is right that we remember and rededicate ourselves to our way of life--which was of course, the real target of the attacks that blue-skied September morning.  There remains though, amid the flags and the resolve and the rhetoric, the quiet sobs of those who just want to close their eyes and make it all go away.  On this day, I cast my lot with them. 






Tuesday, September 10, 2013

It's Award Season!


Pat Buchanan has been awarded the coveted Father Robert F. Drinan Peace and Human Rights Award from the Center for American Progress. Presenting the award to the acerbic, controversial right-wing commentator and former Presidential candidate was Senator Al Franken (D-MN). A host of dignitaries were in attendance as well including Master of Ceremonies former Congressman Barney Fwaank, Prof. Bernadine Dohrn from the Northwestern University School of Law and the immediate past Director of Northwestern's Children and Family Justice Center, and Richard Trumka President of the AFL-CIO, an award finalist.




Also being honored this week is former Senator and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton. The Honorable Ms. Clinton is to receive the Liberty Medal from the National Constitution Center. Board Chairman former Governor Jeb Bush will present the award to Ms. Clinton appropriately enough on the eve of last year's attack on our consulate in Benghazi, Libya. When asked for comment Ms. Clinton was quoted as saying "What difference does it make!"


          





           


                Guess which one is BULLSHIT!


Sunday, September 8, 2013

Syria and Benghazi

There are a lot of good reasons to not support the President's plan to attack Syria.  There are a lot of good reasons TO support the President's plan to attack Syria.

For me, one of the more important reasons NOT to support it is that I simply do not trust the man as a leader, and it flows from his performance and that of his administration in the aftermath of the murders at Benghazi.  I know, I know...the Bought and Paid For Media and its political wing (The Democratic Party) would have us believe that Benghazi was a non-story, that there was no there, there.  They would have us believe that it was a creation of the crazed Right, and that no real investigation is needed into the tragic circumstances.

In the process of co-evolving this narrative, the Left has simply destroyed any good will that the President should (by the theory of Tie Goes to the Runner) expect from the Right.  It isn't just me...it is a lot of folks like me.  Folks who don't believe there is a strategy, and who don't trust a word that comes out of the President's mouth or that of his adjutants unless it can be independently verified.  People who don't trust that the President has what it takes to fight out the tough ones.  People who don't think that he does his homework, understands his job, and makes good decisions.

So the Left thinks the Right is a lot of loonies and that we've made up a Benghazi scandal for our own entertainment.  Forgive me if I shed no tears as the Administration conducts its woeful Whip counts.

Their bed, they shall lie in it.

Update:  Seems Fox News agrees with me.

Friday, September 6, 2013

Big Fat Friday Free For All

What's the matter, Chum?  A little down that I waited until nearly 5PM to post this?  Go nowhere else to spew your bile? 

Cheer up!  Share it!


Thursday, September 5, 2013

NFL Predictions

When the people of the United States broke my heart last fall and re-elected arguably the worst President of my life, I turned to sports for solace, becoming more of a "fan", watching more games of all kinds, and listening to sports radio.  All of which qualifies me to prognosticate on this coming NFL Season.   Here we go:

NFC
East--Dallas.  This is Romo's breakout year.
North--Green Bay.  Green Bay gets a running game
South--New Orleans.  Welcome back
West--Seattle.  Will win a few more games on the road
Wild Cards:  San Francisco, Atlanta
Champion:  Seattle


AFC
East--Miami.  All the building blocks are in place.
North--Baltimore.  Won't lose a thing on defense.
South--Indianapolis.  Luck keeps getting better
West--Denver.  Manning has a career season.
Wild Cards:  New England, Cincinnati
Champion:  Denver

Super Bowl:  Denver

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Conservatives and Syria

I am of a violently mixed mind on Syria.  I am prepared to believe that the use of chemical weapons is a "red line"; and so when the President cited it a year ago, he would have had my lukewarm support for intervention.  But there was an election on, and something like principle and American leadership wasn't going to get in the way of Mr. Obama's campaign...and so we did nothing.  A year later, Assad has apparently used chemical weapons again, which has Mr. Obama now actually thinking about strikes of some sort.  The only problem is that the past year has been spent doing nothing of substance to prepare for such a strike, and we find ourselves one year into Sequestration with a rapidly hollowing military which is less capable of doing what it should have been dispatched to do a year ago.

The President made his impassioned plea for support for this intervention in a Saturday Rose Garden address, in which he spoke of the need for strength and response.  He also apparently reversed course and decided to seek Congressional sanction for his action, much to be braying approval of the Bought and Paid For Media who found themselves unable to find historical precedent for such sagacity, forgetting of course the actions of the George Bush's (The Elder, The Younger).  Satisfied with his effort to whip the country into a war frenzy, he repaired to the golf course without summoning Congress to return from its extended break to take the matter up.

And so we are left to ponder the facts before us.  The "rebels" in Syria include a not insignificant number of Al Qaeda related Islamists.  The President--perhaps sensing the potential pitfalls of overthrowing Assad when there is such little clarity into what comes next--has taken regime change off the table.  Presumably, whatever is planned for Syria would be from the "punishment" playbook, the one whose historical record--in the Arab World at least--seems to serve only to leave emboldened leaders in place thumbing their nose at the United States to the cheers of the restive Arab Street. 

Great Britain has discussed this issue within its own political system, the Prime Minister having summoned Parliament from vacation specifically to do so.  Mr. Cameron was unceremoniously abandoned by the "Tea Party" wing of his party, reflecting a dose of common sense of the British people who seemed collectively to be saying, "Are you kidding me?  We're not going to do this again.  And besides, we could hardly "do" Libya; Syria is a harder nut to crack.

It is--that is for sure.  But I don't want readers to get too carried away with this sentiment.  Yes, the Syrians have an advanced integrated air defense system (IADS).  And yes, they have a number of ballistic and cruise missiles, target-able at US interests in the region.  But we shouldn't get carried away.  If we decide to do this, Assad will never see it coming.  His first indication that something is wrong will be explosions and rubble.  That doesn't mean he won't react in unpredictable ways, and it doesn't mean that his puppeteers in Tehran won't take such an attack as a call to arms...it simply means that as a military matter, taking down Syria's Command and Control would not be a particularly taxing endeavor---provided we can 1) get carrier based forces into the region and or 2) we get neighbors to let us use their air bases for the attack.  Tomahawks from ships and subs are not enough.

So...we CAN do this--though I really don't know what "THIS" is yet.  The question is whether we should.  I have been dead set against it for the past few days, but I am beginning to wonder about the long term damage Mr. Obama is doing to America's prestige and its place in the world.  I offer two pieces for your review as you make up your own minds, one from Elliot Cohen--a friend and one of Mitt Romney's senior foreign policy guys--and another by a couple of Republican Congressmen, one of whom I think has a chance to be President someday (Tom Cotton). 

As Albert Einstein used to say, "I'm gonna have a tink on this".  Maybe you will too. 

Autumn Beckons

It started yesterday morning when as if on cue, the sounds of migratory geese were heard overhead as I let the dogs out for their morning business.  Their boisterous, winged presence coincided with the first day of school for Kitten #2, and so Summer had officially come to an end, though it has a few weeks left astronomically.

The open windows in our bedroom made for a very chilly wake-up, and when I had my wits about me, I checked on the weather for the next ten days.  My findings confirmed my suspicion that there would be no more air conditioning needed for this year, either in the house or in the ManCave.  Its absence in the house will not be mourned by its Lady, as she believes A/C is a sign of the weakening of American Society, and only begrudgingly accepted its installation during our recent renovation.  So sure am I of the steady cooling of the days that I returned from the gym today fired up to remove the window A/C from the ManCave and re-stow it in its attic resting place.  The window is now obstructed by a box fan ushering in the pleasant air off the front field of soy beans, while the screen door allows for its exit.  It is delightful.

Fully engaged now in the Autumn worship, I turned my attention to recreation, which in these parts means hunting.  In order to obtain my hunting license, The People's State of Maryland required me to take a mindless online Hunting Safety course and pass a 50 question test....in order that I may then attend a day-long field day/hunting safety test (requested for 29 September in some god-forsaken corner of the Eastern Shore)....in order that I obtain a voucher stating that I had completed said training.....in order than I might obtain the requisite hunting licenses.  No such bureaucratic nightmare from the Commonwealth of Virginia, who simply shook me down for over $200 worth of non-resident hunting license fees but delivered the required paperwork electronically with alacrity.  This is the year I get my deer.  And my goose.   And my duck.

College football is underway, the Pros start Thursday night, and I make my first appearance at a UVA game this Saturday (vs. Oregon, gadzooks). 

Yes, it is Autumn.  And it is wonderful. 


Monday, September 2, 2013

Lies, Defamation and Slander


Here's a recent posting on carolinaplotthound.com, a Drudge style site and one of my favorites. 

The New Jim Crow: Disguised As Protection of Voting Integrity.

August 29, 2013 by 
Filed under News, Opinion, Politics, Weekly Columns

(ThyBlackMan.com) North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory (R) recently signed into law a package of voting reforms passed by the North Carolina legislature. McCrory approved the most sweeping voter-suppression law seen in the United States in a generation. The law is just the latest in a spate of similar laws passed by states to address the issue of voter fraud. Their argument is that just one case of a person voting who is not eligible to vote is an attack on the democratic system. The North Carolina law is one of the more stringent of all the laws that have been passed and that is in large part due to the recent Supreme Court decision that struck down the portion of the Voting Rights Act that forced most Southern states to get federal approval before making changes to their voting laws.
The law signed by McCrory requires that all those who vote show a photo ID. This can include an in-state driver’s license, U.S passport or military ID. The law also shortens the period of early voting and makes it harder if notvoter-id impossible for students at colleges and universities, who are not from North Carolina, from voting in the state. Republicans, who control the governorship and state legislature argue that these are reasonable measures, but by signing the law, McCrory has spurred a backlash among the law’s opponents, which is likely to only grow before the law is scheduled to go into effect in 2016.
For minorities in North Carolina, the law is nothing more than Jim Crow revisited. The period known as Jim Crow lasted from the end of the Reconstruction in 1872 until the Voting Rights Act of 1965. For almost one hundred years, Southern states imposed laws that made it harder for minorities to vote. Laws and policies like the poll tax, the grandfather clause and the literacy test disenfranchised minorities and kept African Americans from participating in and contributing to our democracy.
The ACLU and the NAACP were quick to oppose this law just as they have been with similar laws across the country. To these groups, the law is targeted at minorities, students and low income whites with the aim of creating an entire class of disenfranchised voters. Their main argument is that the law is a solution seeking a problem since very few cases of voter fraud can actually be documented. These groups can, however, point to cases where elderly minorities have no state issued ID because they have no birth certificate or other form of identification. This demographic is comprised of people that are also most likely to be reluctant to seek out a new ID even if the government is offering them free of charge which is a key provision with most of these laws.
There is a universal backlash against the North Carolina law which is growing across America. Even  louder is the growing chorus of liberal and fair minded conservatives and that is due in large part to the greater national mood. For most minorities, these laws are part of an overall trend that has seen attempts to roll back hard fought civil rights gains. They are determined to push back against any effort along these lines and North Carolina is not ground zero in the fight. For most civil rights activists the law signed by McCrory cannot be separated from the Supreme Court voting rights decision and the recent trial and acquittal of George Zimmerman in the Trayvon Martin case.
Because the law is seen in this light, Blacks and other minorties will fight hard to prevent the law from going into effect. Even many non-minorities are lining up against this particular law because the same legislature that passed it has also taken a very hard right turn on many other issues. As the supporters and opponents of the law harden their position one thing seems certain; the backlash against the law will only grow in intensity leading to the next election.
Staff Writer; Stanley G. Buford

As you may have noticed, due to NC being a swing state the left is using any and all means to knock down our recently enacted voter id law, and articles like the above are pretty common. Another tactic they're using is regular bitch-a-thons down at the Capitol Building with their so-called "Moral Mondays" led by the morbidly obese Rev. Dr. William J. Barber (the J stands for JUST one more biscuit). A man of many talents, the Rev. Barber is a wonderful rabble rouser and in addition can handle a disability scooter like Michael Schumacher at the Belgium Grand Prix. But regrettably he is burdened with a wicked case of food addiction that leaves him defenseless in the presence of Popeye's Louisiana Fried Chicken and butter beans. I have to say though, the good reverend is a helluva lot of fun and throws a mean pig-pickin' but in my view is just being used as the point man for the left's mischief. 

The Durham/Chapel Hill/Carrboro left has whined and bitched. They and their friends in the media have spread lies and half-truths as well as hidden, ignored and/or demagogued the facts (http://triangle.johnlocke.org/blog/?p=18378). Every lowdown dirty trick by the liberal establishment is on display here in the Old North State with this full-court-press of prevarication and disinformation. 


But dear friends you'll be happy to know it ain't working. No more will idiot college kids be allowed to vote here and back in their home towns as well. No longer will leftys have weeks to bus derelicts from this voting district to that so as to cast fraudulent votes for a little "walking around" money. No longer will 22 year old activists be able to cast a vote under the name of a long since dead 73 year old. 

Voter id laws similar to ours have been adjudicated and passed Constitutional muster. So suck it up liberal scum, this law is here to stay and no amount of race baiting and fear mongering will change that. But what will change I believe is North Carolina's status as a swing state, and THAT dear friends is what scares them.

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Happy Birthday, Hammer

I hope I look as good as you do when I'm 74.

Friday, August 30, 2013

On Syria

As naval forces gather in the Mediterranean for the express purpose of spearheading an attack on the Assad regime in Syria,  the time presents itself for some thinking about the wisdom and strategy of such a move.  Not having insight into what the strategic objectives of such an attack might be, I am made uneasy by its prospect and by its potential unintended consequences.

As I have written elsewhere, President Obama's foreign policy has been one of detachment, attempting to keep the world at arm's length in order that entanglements not endanger his domestic priorities.  For a portion of his Presidency, I was unsure whether his approach was the result of a wise balancing of risks and interests, or a more straightforward, ideologically based aversion to the use of American military power.  As his Presidency progresses, it is clearly the latter.

The distinction is important.  If the President and his team had looked at the Iranian uprisings in 2009, the turmoil of the Arab Spring, the Iranian nuclear issue,  the revolution in Libya, and the civil war in Syria--and decided that the United States did not have interests worth becoming militarily involved over--I would generally tend to have agreed with those decisions.  In order for such an approach to operate effectively, the President must approach each new crisis separately and evaluate it against his own risk/rewards/interests construct.  But that isn't what I believe the Obama Administration has been doing.  It has had an entering argument, a default position--and that is, don't get involved...don't lead....let others manage it....all of those questions had first to overcome that position before any decision to become more involved could be reached.

Not only has the default position been to avoid using military force, the Administration has actively sought to reduce our military power with nearly a trillion dollars of reductions to defense spending planned in the next decade.  This would be accomplished through a previous half trillion dollar cut, and also the half trillion dollars assessed to defense as a result of sequestration, which it is generally acknowledged was a policy choice hatched in the White House with members of the Senate Majority Leader's staff. 

Yet the real world continues to bedevil Mr. Obama's best laid plans.  Libya showed the Europeans to be feckless and incapable, with the US having to become substantially involved in order to salvage European prestige, and US reticence exposing itself in the unfortunate choice of words of one of Mr. Obama's staffers who referred to our stance as "leading from behind".  The President wanted to remain largely out of the fight, which was in my view, the right decision.  But he reached the right answer for the wrong reason.  He wanted to stay out of it because he didn't want the distraction; he should have wanted to stay out of it because vital American interests were not at stake.

Syria has been enmeshed in a civil war for over two years, its beginnings traceable to the much talked about "Arab Spring".  In the process, some 100,000 people have died.  Just over a year ago, after reports that chemical weapons had been employed in Syria (it was unclear at the time by which side), the President stated that chemical weapons use was a "red line" for the United States, and their use would bring about "enormous consequences", the nature of which was unstated.  This was an unfortunate remark for the President, because at its heart, it carried with it the explicit message of US military involvement, something he clearly A) did not want and B) was not planning.  It was, an idle threat.  Again, this lack of planning was the result of the "default" approach to foreign affairs, the one which demanded detachment in order not to hazard domestic priorities. 

One year later, the US still has not done much in Syria.  And last week, chemical weapons were again used there, with the Administration asserting the existence of intelligence that clearly implicates the Assad regime.  Which is where we find ourselves today.  Several questions to consider:

Should a government's use of chemical weapons on its own people within its own borders be a "red line" which would trip a US military response?  My view is no, it should not.  Of the 100,000 killed thus far in this conflict, approximately one percent are estimated to have lost their lives to chemical attack.  It is simply illogical to assign so much importance to the use of one class of weapons over another, especially when conventional arms have been so efficient in taking lives.  But, if the Obama Administration had put forward a policy statement asserting such a red line, its support with more than words WOULD then become a compelling national interest.  We have an interest in being seen as a world leader who backs up its words with action.  Such a perception is in fact, one of the bases of power.  With such a policy in place, we would have massed appropriate military power, the government would have made its case to other governments and the American Congress, and we would have been in the position to back up our words.  Instead, owing to the Administration's detachment, none of this happened (a year ago).  And so we find ourselves a year later, with chemical weapons again having been used, with a President with his back up against a wall and US prestige on the line.  We are one year more diminished militarily, we have insufficient forces in the area for anything other than some punishment strikes, and we have very, very few other nations as of yet signed up to join us.  The British Parliament dealt its Prime Minister (and the alliance with the United States) a blow by voting against UK involvement, a act of some logic.  The contrast with previous administration's ability to create coalitions of friends and allies is notable.

What can we accomplish with the forces that appear to be involved?  The attack would largely be cruise missile based, from ships and submarines in the Mediterranean.  There would be considerable damage to key regime targets, including command and control, leadership sites, and potentially, Syrian WMD locations.  The Assad regime would likely remain in place, but would  be weakened enough that over time, the rebels could prevail.

What happens if Assad falls?  If Assad falls, yet another Arab country with zero experience with democracy would be thrown into political upheaval as rebel elements contend for leadership.  In Syria, we have the added complication of a witches brew of unsavory Islamist groups involved in the struggle.  It is difficult to consider that whatever government that would emerge would be 1) MORE aligned with the US than Assad (a low bar, admittedly) or 2) less of a threat to our ally, Israel, to the south.  From a cold, realistic standpoint, Assad and his Iranian backed Hezbollah mercenaries killing and being killed by Al-Qaeda inspired Islamist rebels did not exactly constitute something we have an interest in seeing end.

Does the President need Congressional approval.  Probably not, but he should try and get it.  More importantly, John Boehner should call the House into session to consider a resolution supporting the use of force in Syria.  Let it ride...get members on the record.  The American public is against this intervention; if House votes against it, perhaps the Senate will take it up.  In the end, a President who acts without public or congressional approval on a matter that is tangential to our national interests is taking a considerable risk.

What are some possible unintended consequences?  Where to begin?  First, the creation of yet another basket case country in the Arab world populated with a surfeit of men with guns who do not like us.  Next, the emergence of an openly hostile neighbor for Israel.  Moving up the scale of badness, an Iranian attack on US or Israeli interests.  Probably worst of all, could be an exchange at sea between the Russian Navy and the US Navy, the Russians having been sortied to the Eastern Med in order to look after Russia's interests and to shadow the US fleet.

So, what's your bottom line, Bryan?   We are in a dreadful position as a result of a poor foreign and defense policy.  We don't have enough force to do anything significant, so whatever we do we run the risk of looking weak and unable to achieve our aims.  If we unhorse Assad (unlikely), we unleash events we cannot hope to control.  There are no easy answers here, not because the problem is so hard, but because our policy dithered long enough to make it hard.  I do not support an attack simply because the President needs to save face, and I don't support an attack large enough to oust Assad.  We should call off the dogs of war.

And then find a new President. 




Big Fat Friday Free For All

Sorry folks, I've been a little busy getting my company up and operating.  Things are on the upswing, and I appreciate your patience.

I also appreciate the return of the Sage of Suckhollow, the Wizard of Weeping Notch--The Hammer. 

So--share!  Get the bad stuff out so the good stuff has some room!


Thursday, August 29, 2013

Tar Heels Head South to Lick the Cocks!


Buckle your seat belts sports fans, it’s time once again for college football! A time when amateur athletes can come together on the gridiron in the spirit of good will and clean, wholesome competition for no other reward than presenting themselves as good role models for America’s youth and the pride in representing their respective institutions of higher education. Yes friends, it’s a wonderful time of year for all real Americans.


And to kick off the season we have two outstanding teams with a long history of cheating and thuggery (which is in no way representative of college football in general): The University of South Carolina Gamecocks versus the University of North Carolina (at Chapel Hill) Tar Heels. Yes fans it’s Carolina vs. Carolina in a North-South battle that promises to be as entertaining as anything you might see on HGTV.


First let’s take a look at UNC. Coach Larry Fedora is coming off a first year campaign with a not too shabby 8-4 record, but unfortunately for his overwhelmingly LGBT fanbase he loses two starting wide receivers, a star running back and half his offensive line. And considering that the Tar Heel offense is what saved their baby blue asses last year, well they could be in a spot of bother. Defensively they return most of their secondary (the good news) but that secondary gave up close to 250 yards a game through the air in ‘12 (the bad news) which I’m sure had something to do with their opponents averaging about 30 points a game. So in keeping with Tar Heel tradition, and in spite of a few mercenary hold-overs from the Butch Davis era (most were lost due to marijuana convictions, DWIs, beating shit outta their girlfriends, institution-wide academic cheating and fraud etc., incidentally almost none to graduation!) the Heels should pretty much suck this year. What that means for other ACC teams is they’ll most likely finish third or fourth in the league behind FSU and Clemson...because everybody else sucks worse.

Now, on to the Gamecocks. As you may know I get a little crazy when the other Carolina is brought up. I remember as a mere four month old in 1970 when they left the ACC and the bitterness and anguish still apparent today. USC (that’s right, I said USC!) is an ACC school and no amount of SEC or Pitt or Syracuse or Boston College pretenders can change that! You are what you are and I view South Carolina’s absence from our league as another sign of the END TIMES spoken of in Revelations. As I’ve said before, they’re a bunch of beligerent assholes but they’re OUR beligerent assholes!

WOW...I feel much better now…let’s get back to football. The Cocks may have indeed arrived and be legitimate national contenders. They finished 11-2 for two years running in a conference that has produced every National Champion since Agincourt (it seems). They do have a few holes to fill from last year (they lost all their linebackers and running back Marcus Lattimore) but good teams just re-load and this ain’t Spurrier’s first rodeo. On the plus side they’re returning a veteran quarterback and have an NFL caliber offensive line which averages 314 lbs. (and they’re good!). Hell, me and CW could play in their backfield and pick up yards. And here’s a little factoid for you, Spurrier is 8-0 in opening games at Carolina!

So, The Hammer predicts a devastating and humiliating loss for the Tar Heels in front of a nationwide audience, AND considering this is the only game going all eyes will be on Williams-Brice Stadium this evening. It just don’t get any better than this!



Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Desperation as Art?

It's been said artists need either inspiration or desperation, I suggest a little talent helps too but what the hell do I know? Miley Cyrus' performance at the VMA Awards reeked of desperation. It was so obvious, so pedestrian, so devoid of talent, I'm not sure why she's getting all the attention. Look, I'm no prude and I know sex and rock and roll (well pop) go together like biscuits and gravy (or CW and stupid pet names), but you have to do it well. Art is meant to push boundaries, and yes sometimes be shocking. But the cheapest way to do that is through lewdness. And the difference between being sexy and hot or cheap and slutty is a fine line, but it's there. Miley Cyrus just ain't sexy (and I think she knows it). She's awkward, gangly, she can't sing and her ass is ugly. She rates a near zero on the bone-o-meter, even though she does score a few points for her "Wolf-Style" pose (as we NCSU folks like to call it). And sticking her tongue out and running around half naked didn't help, jeez, it's been done to death! She acted like a freshman chick at a fraternity rush party drunk on jello shots. She tried to compensate for her lack of talent by doing what any good stripper would do, but not nearly as well.
So I think it's safe to say Miss Cyrus aspires to be the next Lady Gaga (without the nice bum) who was the next Britney Spears (without the nice rack) who was the next Madonna who was the next Cher etc. etc. ad infinitum. But for my money I'd rather watch a 200 lbs. pie-faced Linda Ronstadt, at least she can sing.


Friday, August 16, 2013

Big Fat Friday Free For All

It's that time of the week again, friends.  Your opportunity to blow off some steam.  What's got your goat?  What's eating you?  A penny for your thoughts?

Share, friends.  Share.

Friday, August 9, 2013

The Last Day of the Summer Beard

Defiant, in charge, the man
A bear riding a bicycle in the circus

Big Fat Friday Free For All

What's got your interest, folks?  Anything bothering you?  Something you need to share?  Better in than out, better in than out.


Thursday, August 8, 2013

It's Never Too Early....

Ok friends, who will the GOP nominee be in 2016?  The rule here is that just because you make a pick does not mean that is who you are supporting.

My guess?  Chris Christie.  He'll be a media favorite, but after a bruising primary, he'll be the guy the Party turns to in order to give Hillary the best run for her money. 

What say you, and why?

Obamacare? Full Speed Ahead

There's a lively debate underway within the Republican Party about what to do about Obamacare.  Some say we should use Congressional pressure and the coming debt ceiling debate to "defund" it.  Some say we should work to slow down its implementation through a variety of methods.

What I don't hear Republicans saying is that we should ACCELERATE the implementation of Obamacare to the maximum extent possible.  Get rid of the roadblocks. Let it come.  If the President uses executive authority to slow it down for whatever convenient reason he sees, use legislation to try and overrule it. Here's why.

Obamacare is completely tied to the President and Congressional Democrats.  If Republicans believe that it is as bad as they say it is, then they need to get out of the way and let the badness begin.  They don't have the votes to delay, defund, or repeal it, but perhaps they have the votes to let it actually begin to do its damage. 

Only pain is going to impact the American voter.  Pain in the wallet.  Bureaucratic pain.  If Republicans truly believe that this is what Obamacare will bring, then the surest path to electoral victory is to let it rain and be there with good plans of your own when the public casts about for new leadership. 

It appears though, that Republicans are afraid to call the President's bluff, and fear really is the only reason.  Fear that they are wrong, and that Obamacare will prove to be more popular than they concede and that its popularity will translate into its enshrinement.  Clearly, this is possible.  But this is what political gut checks are all about.  In order to be proven right the Republicans need to be brave enough to be proven wrong. 

Democrats voted for this mess and then the country re-elected President Obama.  Have the courage to let them go down with their ship and stop throwing them the life ring of delay. 

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

A Conservative Writes About Love

Spend a little time with this essay.  There is a lot of truth here. 

Saturday, August 3, 2013

A Little Somethin' for the Navy Readers



Professor Rob Farley of the University of Kentucky and I do a Bloggingheads session on war, deterrence, AirSea Battle, China and Sequestration.

The full link (48mins) can be found at Bloggingheads. 

Friday, August 2, 2013

Some Thoughts on the Word "Nigger"

A word of consummate ugliness, "Nigger" has once again crept into our national consciousness, this time as a result of a short video of a Philadelphia Eagles player using it (and a threat of violence against same) at a Kenny Chesney concert (talk about disconnects).  Here is the distasteful video.

I will not resort to the fashionable "N-Word", as if 1) your tender ears and eyes are incapable of dealing with the word spelled out or 2) as some would have it, my pigmentation renders me unable to use the word in any of its culturally appropriate uses. 

The player in question (Riley Cooper) is not only guilty of extremely bad behavior and horribly uncivil conduct, but bad judgement, as 70% of the league in which he plays is black, many of whom quite a bit bigger than he, and now incentivized to address the issue with him, physically.  I leave it to the NFL, the Eagles, his teammates and his opponents to deal with Riley Cooper.  I seek here only to make a proposal for my fellow Americans to consider, whatever race they may be.

I do not wish to be lectured on the origins of the word and its dehumanizing impact.  All of that is stipulated. 

I propose that the word is so hateful, so beyond civil discourse, and so painfully evocative that we all stop using it, and that we ostracize those who do.  All of us.  Irrespective of our race.  Can we all agree on that?

Because if we can't--if one segment of our population is both psychologically devastated by the use of the word AND determined to protect its own culturally approved versions of its use--then we will not see its use disappear, especially as black culture in the United States has such significant crossover appeal.  I simply cannot and will not accept that a word--this word--the word "Nigger"--can only be used by black people.  There simply cannot be a list of approved users and uses. 

Now I get that Mr. Cooper used the word in its most heinous form.  And I get that the threat of violence he attached to it adds to its stench.  But what about that young white boy who has a group of black friends, where the word is thrown around casually?  What happens when he uses it among a group of black people with whom he is not acquainted? 

There is too much room for misinterpretation, mis-perception, and misalignment.  If the black community wishes to continue to use the word in its culture, music and literature, than the word will be used, and used widely. 

So, just stop it.  Stop using the word.  Use something else.  And so should the rest of us.


A Trip to the Doctor

The first, third, fourth and sixth of the McGrath siblings are all blessed with fullback like undercarriages, whilst the others are sadly bird-legged, like our sainted Father.  The cost of this inequity has been, for the gifted children, hip problems.  I've had one replaced, number 1 has had one and I think is working on the second, number three is considering his first and number six is working her way through some hip issues.

There's something amiss with my port-side hip, and I fear I am on the long road to its replacement.  Different kind of pain than what drove me to have the starboard gear switched out, but pain nonetheless.

So I navigated my way through the military retiree healthcare system known as Tricare Prime, to obtain a consult with an orthopedic surgeon.  This is the second time I've seen this fellow, the first being four years ago to discuss some charleyhorses in my right leg.  The system isn't really that difficult to figure out, and I obtained all appointments easily.

So I went to see him this morning, and for whatever reason, he remembered our last visit four years ago, and our common interest in the military (me having served, him being interested).  Our conversation then turned to a discussion of a number of side businesses in which he is invested.  "What's wrong, Doc--not enough cash in medicine for you," I asked?  "Obamacare" was his quick reply.  "I'm plotting my escape from medicine."

Now, I surely don't know all the details of his decision, nor the logic thereof, but this is a very successful orthopedic surgeon with what appears to be a thriving practice.  And he's gonna quit.  I realize this is an N of 1, but I've gotta believe he's not the only guy contemplating this move.

Big Fat Friday Free For All

So, what's got you down?  Press figure out there was a football sized squad of CIA agents on the ground at Benghazi?  House voting to strip IRS of power to regulate Obamacare?  Footage of you spouting violent, racist spew find its way into training camp?

Share friends, share!


Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Summer Lull

The Kitten has abandoned me with the younger of the Kittens, taking the older one with her for a little adventure before school starts.  It seems "The Village" in which I live deems me an only moderately competent parent, as there are many people willing to take the younger Kitten off my hands for periods of time.  I've seen to the periods that I have to be away from home, but I fear that if I acceded to all these requests, I would spend no time with the Little Monkey.  I will stand firm.

It is difficult to believe that we are a wake-up from August.  Global Warming has conspired to create seemingly perfect Summer days here on the Shore, low humidity, temps in the 80's.  Things have slowed and the pace seems right.  I'm working pretty hard to lay out where my little business is going to go in the Fall, when those I would do business with have returned from their vacations, and furloughs, and other distractions.

The presence of the second Lab has renewed Baloo's lease on life.  No longer content to laze around the house, he spends a good part of his day being hectored by his six-month old stepsister Zu-Zu whose energy seems even to weary him.  They are fast friends, and I am happy to think of them growing old together.

A week ago, I began my summer beard, much to the consternation of the women of my house to whom it is a naked affront.  Seeing a portion of them off at the airport yesterday, I was reminded of the wisdom of shaving it before their return.  The one who remains wriggles and squirms against even the gentlest nuzzle, creating for some future boyfriend a horrible precedent of continuous clean-shaven-ness.  They don't understand the necessity of the summer beard.  It is a way to mark time, to see how the previous year has ravaged one's face through the accumulation of grey.  It is a way to mark virility, making sure one still has the capacity to even make a run at a beard.  And it is a way of asserting one's independence, one's agency.  I shave fifty weeks a year, dammit, and for two weeks in the summer I will not be denied!  Until the Kittens' return, that is.




Monday, July 29, 2013

CNN Host Has Strong Words for Black America

 

I realize that a large portion of black and liberal America will see this piece by CNN's Don Lemon as simple "Uncle Tommery", but that friends, is exactly the problem.  Lemon's words here are strong, they are clear, and they are spot on.

And most of them apply to white America as well.  

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Way Better MLB Photos

[Ed Note: This is an admittedly cheap and pandering attempt to stimulate the CW economy by increasing the volume of CW website "hits" as we attempt to recover from the worst readership recession in CW's history. We would like to point out that CW's guest bloggers inherited this recession but commit to you that we are doing everything in our power, between golfing, vacations and other distractions that is, to turn this around. But it's going to take...uhm...uhm...(can somebody reset the teleprompter dammit?)...time and your help so we're just going to ask everyone to do his or her fair share. So read The CW. And you better do it because, you know, we know people at the IRS.]



 




 

And just so you don't think we're only looking out for the male readers, here's a nice little selection for you ladies out there:





You're welcome.

Friday, July 26, 2013

First MLB Game of the Year, First Nationals Game Ever

Looks like I picked a good day to watch my first Nats game.  The park in SW DC is a phenomenal place to watch baseball.

And Bryce Harper winning it in the bottom of the ninth with a 2-run dinger was icing on the cake.


Big Fat Friday Free For All!

What's on your mind, folks?

Don't be stingy--share with your friends!

Sunday, July 21, 2013

AND NOW, THE REST OF THE STORY...

Over at Pajamas Television (PJTV) (hat tip: Powerline.blog) there is a great video report for those who thought they knew everything about the Zimmerman/Martin encounter.  Of course, this will be denounced by liberals and main stream media (that's like saying "dogs and beagles" or "trees and oaks" or "cheese and brie") as racist, right wing internet hyperbole, but can you imagine how fast (and loudly) this information would be out there if the roles had been reversed in the Travon Martin/George Zimmerman confrontation?

Whatever else you had planned for the next 10 minutes and 12 seconds, put it off and watch the video. 

Friday, July 19, 2013

Big Fat Friday Free For All



In all my flabby splendor!

What's on your minds, folks?

Your photo show up on the cover of Rolling Stone, but you're getting no chicks out of it?

Share, folks, share.

For Those with an Interest in the Navy



Here's a video of a talk I did in Norfolk yesterday.

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Heading Home

I've spent the last few days with my Mom and Dad in Clayton NC in order properly to observe my Mother's Birthday.  Let the record show that I was the only out of town child to make the haj this year, a sign not only of my loyalty to my parents but of the sloth and contempt of my siblings.  Both the oldest and youngest of us live here in Clayton and were able to rouse themselves for a fair showing of familial affection, but I am certain they would have missed the occasion were they out of  towners.  Such is the burden of being the favorite of six children.

In an hour or so, I will "put her in the wind" as my Dad said so many times in our youth, and head home.  To Easton, you ask?  To your Kittens, house and dogs?  Well no, not quite.  To my other home.  Norfolk, Virginia, home of the Atlantic Fleet and in my view, The Navy's Home Town. 

I left home in NJ for college when I was 18, Mount Laurel never having had a huge draw for me.  Twenty-one years in the Navy bounced me around a fair number of times between sea duty, shore duty, and training time.  But there was always one constant--I could not wait to be back in Norfolk when I was gone, and I was happier than a tick in a kennel when I was there.  I'm headed there to deliver a speech to a predominately Navy audience; afterward, I'm going to have lunch onboard the ship I used to command.  My heart never ceases to skip a beat when I cross the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel and see the majesty of the Navy broad on my starboard bow.  I think of so many sultry duty nights in Norfolk, heading out to the fantail to observe evening colors in the soupy air.  Norfolk has a bit of a bad name in the Navy, probably because it isn't San Diego, Mayport, or Pearl Harbor.  But it was always the perfect place for me, a place of great neighborhoods, patriotism, good restaurants and a steady desire to make itself better. 

Most times, when my ships would come in from a week at sea in the training opareas, we'd try and get in as early as we could on Friday, and once everything was buttoned up, liberty call would go down.  I can't even begin to tell you how wonderful it felt to stroll down the pier early on a Friday afternoon, knowing that you didn't have to return to the ship until Monday and that the weekend lay before you. 

I miss Norfolk. 

Monday, July 15, 2013

On the Joys of Wall-to-Wall Carpet

Life with the Kittens at our place on the Eastern Shore has a lot of advantages, and I find my pulse slowing whenever I cross the Chesapeake Bay Bridge heading eastbound.  But there is something missing from my idyllic, bucolic life there, what with our wide plank hardwood floors and the occasional ancient area rug.  And that is, the pure joy of the feel of wall-to-wall carpet between the toes.

I know, most people tend to get all misty-eyed when talking about walking through grass unshod.  Not me, not where I live.  The likelihood that one would make contact with the leavings of one of the two Labradors who use our farm as their litter box tends to keep me on covered surfaces or with suitable footwear.

No, I reserve that kind of Nivranic reaction for the feel of walking upon wall-to-wall carpet, of which none exists in my primary residence.  When I kept a pied a terre in the city, it was of course, wall to wall in every room (except the kitchen and baths).  I would joyfully walk through the plush wonders of the living room on my way to the coffee machine each morning for the first cup, then back again to the bedroom.  When arriving at home each night from a long day of work, my first action would be to get barefooted for the rest of the evening.

I find myself this week at the ancestral home in Clayton, NC, where there are a few patches of wall-to-wall, including the room from which I am writing and the bedroom in which I sleep.  It is one of the many benefits of coming home to see Mom and Dad.  In fact there are only a few feet of hardwood to endure between the couch upon which I now sit and the bed into which I will shortly alight for my afternoon nap.  Where I will dream of wall-to-wall in the ManCave.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

On the Trial of George Zimmerman

The latest trial of the century ended last night, with a Florida jury finding George Zimmerman not guilty of any of the crimes he was charged with, including the one he was charged with the day before the case went to the jury.

Here's how I wrote about the precipitating event a year and a half ago.  I regret much of what I wrote here, especially with respect to Mr. Zimmerman's character and conduct.  An empaneled jury, in whom I continue to trust, found that the views I shared with you then were and are, incorrect.  Like many others, I appear to have been swayed by my own preconceptions and the initial narrative that was developing.

Our vaunted press corps should share in my regret, though I doubt they will.  Their conduct throughout this trial has been execrable, from the deification of the victim to the slander of the suspect, their biases sang through loud and clear. 

Six brave women sat and heard evidence--presumably all of it--for three weeks, and sixteen hours later delivered a unanimous "not guilty".  I know no one who sat and listened as they did--certainly not the bevy of sanctimonious Hollywood do-gooders who took to Twitter last night to vent their uninformed outrage over the verdict.  The rest of us got snippets from the aforementioned media, or through our own internet research, but really we had only small pieces of a much larger puzzle.

A young man is dead.  Another man's life is in a shambles.  Nothing good happened here.  Except the proper functioning of a legal system. 
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