Friday, October 2, 2009

Thank God Willow's Not An Intern...



Letterman admits to trysts with female staffers.


12 comments:

tom de plume said...

If only I hadn't gone on my Friday morning walk with the Missus, I could have beaten you to the punch on this one.

Sally said...

I suspect Letterman will emerge from this a sympathetic figure, the victim of an extortionist. Can you imagine sitting in the audience last night and listening to this? How awkward would that be?

Tom de Plume said...

I'll get it started... "The Top 10 Reasons to Sleep With David Letterman":

10. He's # 2, he has to try harder.

The Conservative Wahoo said...

#9. You get to see if his hair can get any worse when he wakes up in the morning.

The Conservative Wahoo said...

#8. Stupid sex tricks

The Conservative Wahoo said...

#7. A threesome with Larry Bud Melman

Goldwater's Ghost said...

#6 - Something to do other than watching his lame monologue.

Tom de Plume said...

#5 How often does a girl get to sleep with a guy old enough to be her grandpa?

Anonymous said...

#4 The gap in his choppers is just about the width of the "landing strip" on so many of his young staffers.

Anonymous said...

#3. It beats sleeping with Paul Shaffer. Barely.

Mudge said...

2. He gets his cigars from a New Yorker named "Bill".

Mudge said...

...and the number one reason a hot young female intern would sleep with David Letterman:

Mudge is already taken!

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