Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Occupy Tickbite Enters 160th. Year

My hometown of Tickbite is becoming uninhabitable. This "Occupy" crowd is growing more aggressive, more demanding and more obnoxious. Furthermore, the stench coming from these "Occupy" areas is becoming unbearable. I don't know about you, but watching someone consume potted meat and moon pies and square nabs and PBR day after day is getting old. It's time to do something about these people, and I mean RIGHT NOW!


BigFred said...

Please define "square nabs". Thank you.

"The Hammer" said...

Ok, square nabs, here goes.
National Biscuit Company now Nabisco, the company that makes Fig Newtons and Oreos and Chips Ahoy, used to make these square little cheese crackers with sort of a peanut butter substance sandwiched in between (four to a pack) and on the corner was the logo NAB. So the slang for these thing was NABS. Or if you're real possum eatin' soul brother or redneck, "square nabs". I don't think they make them anymore but Lance and Tom's still do. Here's a link to Lance's so you can see what I'm talking about ( These are much the same thing but packaged differently; they used to be stacked.

You God-damned Yankees don't know shit do you?

Doc Milnamo said...

I'll tell ya, this Yankee is good with all the new foods he has enjoyed over the last 16 years here in North Cackolacki except for 2. They are:

- Collards (vile smell when cooking)
- Peanuts in my Coke

"The Hammer" said...

Collard greens are the aristocrat of green leafy vegetables. They are low in calories, have lots of fiber, lots of good anti-cancer micro-nutrients and minerals, as well as vitamins B, C, A, K. So what if they smell like a beer fart.

And best of all, we got 'em and you ain't.

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