Friday, January 28, 2011

Guess that Texas Economy IS Booming

...because Dallas-area strip joints are getting panicky that there won't be enough strippers in town for next week's Superbowl.

Dallas is seeking a tourist to stripper ratio of 30 to 1, which means they're currently facing a shortage of 10,000 exotic dancers.

I wonder if the old guys in the Visa commercial who've been to every Superbowl are concerned. And with that pig Roethlisberger coming to town, maybe the strippers should be hiding out instead.


Goldwater's Ghost said...

Why doesn't the Dallas City Council just ask Charlie Sheen to make a few calls?

Tom de Plume said...

I can imagine the caravans of strippers heading west on I-20 from Atlanta to Dallas, reminiscent of the throngs of Okies heading to California in the 30s.

The Conservative Wahoo said...

Oh be joyful!

"The Hammer" said...

They should charter a "Love Train" from Vegas: Tons of whores there. Hey, these highly skilled professionals could even work their way to Big D so as to cover their travel expenses. Plus, it represents a teachable moment for our youth. They witness firsthand a "market based" solution for a too scarce commodity. An all around All-American win for everybody. Pulling a train never felt so good!

Go team!

"The Hammer" said...

Gosh Golly Gee, this post is a little over the top. I thought this was a family blog? This kind of smutty news story is not appreciated.

Dan said...

The article mentioned strippers from Wisconsin heading down to Dallas?
If you get your average Wisconsin girl and average American male rubbing up on each other, you stand a good chance of starting a grease fire.

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