...because Dallas-area strip joints
are getting panicky that there won't be enough strippers in town for next week's Superbowl.
Dallas is seeking a tourist to stripper ratio of 30 to 1, which means they're currently facing a shortage of 10,000 exotic dancers.
I wonder if the old guys in the Visa commercial who've been to every Superbowl are concerned. And with that pig Roethlisberger coming to town, maybe the strippers should be hiding out instead.