Friday, January 14, 2011

Big Fat Friday Free For All

Well folks, what's eatin' ya?  Didn't get your memorial service t-shirt?   Share your feelings--you're among friends.


Anonymous said...

You mean the "Jared Loughlin Killed Six people and All I Got Was This T-shirt" T-shirts?

Sick joke, yes. But what is sicker is that enough people in power at the University of Arizona thought a commemorative t-shirt was a good idea and the assclowns in the White House approved it.

"The Hammer" said...

I'm a little concerned about John Boehner. The guy cries more than a Barbara Walters Special. Look, I understand he's a working class guy who has achieved a great position and I also understand there are things worth crying about. But one must learn to control one's emotions.
Crying in public rarely comes off well for a politician. I don't remember Eisenhower crying. LBJ never shed a tear. Reagan never whined and slobbered and neither did Clinton (and he was married to a lezbo). Crying implies weakness and that's not something you want in a leader.
So, Mr. Speaker, get a grip brother. There's important work to be done and we don't need some emotional basket-case running the show.

Anonymous said...

And I'll bet that when you were a boy you don't remember Herbert Hoover crying either.

Goldwater's Ghost said...

A new CBS poll reports that 3 out of 4 respondents queried felt that violence against the government is never justified.

Never justified?

Talk amongst yourselves.

"The Hammer" said...

I thought I'd share this:

CALIFORNIA: The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 for testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds to implement a “coyote awareness” program for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

10. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files suit against the State.

TEXAS: The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out, bites the Governor’s leather boot, and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow
point cartridge.

2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

The Conservative Wahoo said...

You know Hammer, all of Boehner's crying's got me a little on edge too....

Anonymous said...

"A new CBS poll reports that 3 out of 4 respondents queried felt that violence against the government is never justified."

I guess the fourth person queried was Bill Ayers.

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