Saturday, January 9, 2010

Tread Lightly, Mates

Have at it, boys.

7 comments:

PEO CHICKS said...

I would say that was fine, but THESE days with a more portly populace from the get go, both genders are starting off with most of their service life allowance for weight already consumed.
Then, no room remains for upgrades on the superstructure without significantly affecting stability...

"The Hammer" said...

Why do nerds and geeks feel the need to research stuff that is obvious to most everyone else? I hope they didn't spend a lot of money on this study.
What is interesting is why are Italian women the worst? When I was a kid (19) in Italy the young Italian females were often times stunning. And it wasn't just the hormones talking. I mean they were jaw-dropping drop-dead gorgeous. And it seemed when they turned about forty they looked and weighed much like a Fiat Cinquecento. It was the strangest thing; a country with no MILFs.
Oh well, one of life's mysteries.

The Conservative Wahoo said...

Yeah, well.....um.....I think I'll just move on to the next post.....

Smoothfur said...

Once again it is the man's fault.
God forbid that women (who ask for equality in all other aspects of life) should accept personal responsibility for being an overweight lard ass.

King Kumonawannaleia said...

Gotta agree with the hammer and take it to the next level.

What about hawaiian women? You got the young hula hotties, but the 40 something females are all polynesian fatties. Do they eat the young cute ones?

Anonymous said...

I would guess that most of you are kind of chubby, too, as most conservative men are. Pot calling the kettle round, no?Or is all this BFFFA stuff because you still in tip top shape and are really just trying to drop to a lower weight class in Masters Wrestling?

Doc Milnamo said...

GTHD said, "...when they turned about forty they looked and weighed much like a Fiat Cinquecento."

You're killing me! I like the cultural reference. When in Casole d'Elsa, I took a picture of an older, forlorn looking Cinquecento and presented it to my daughter telling her that we're buying her this car.

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