Saturday, January 30, 2010

Enough about me. Bob, what do you do?

I study whether creepy crawlies with gew gaws on their ding dongs convey evolutionary advantages toward coitus. Coincidentally, I've developed an extremely precise method of laser circumcision.

7 comments:

Mudge said...

Female fly: "Just who do you think you are going to satisfy with THAT little thing?

Laser-cut male fly: "Me."

..... said...

Nice! Wife laughing heartily a that one.

The Conservative Wahoo said...

Gotta love insect penis humor.

Quickdraw McGraw said...

Unfortunately, early man needed to "get the job done" rather quickly or he might risk being devoured by predators while gettin' a li'l sum-sum.

Think about it.

Anonymous said...

Is this where the origination of the dreisive name "Needle dick the bug f--ker" came from?

Anonymous said...

Is this where the origination of the dreisive name "Needle dick the bug f--ker" came from?

"The Hammer" said...

Don't believe in Darwinism.

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