John Kerry showed up at a White House ceremony honoring the Boston Bruins today with two black eyes.
He claims he broke his nose playing hockey. (Nose looks okay to me).
I claim he had some plastic surgery.
What say you?
Monday, January 23, 2012
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He's an abused husband...just like me.
I think it's a wonderful look for every liberal.
Last year, I had a rhinoplasty to fix a deviated septum, and while I didn't need the bones broken, (just cartiledge cut and moved around) I had 2 back eyes, yet my nose itself looked normal and un-bruised. So if he had it set, entirely possible that it's just a break.
That said, he could use some plastic surgery. To paraphrase the dude Jacob in "Crazy Stupid Love," "The skin under his eyes is starting to look like Hugh Hefner's ball sack."
It's obvious isn't it? Dr. von Frankenstein needed to replace his creation's retinas.
Boob job.
Who cares...
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