Since 4,237 czars are not enough for this Administration, Sen Dick Durbin of Illinois is urging that a 'Carp Czar' be appointed to curb the growing presence of Asian carp in Lake Michigan.
I can't discern from the article why this is is such a harrowing problem. Nor can I imagine someone introducing himself as the Carp Czar at a cocktail party. I do imagine there are other things Senator Durbin could be spending his time on, though.
That is one ugly fish.