Saturday, November 6, 2010

Here Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, Let Me Help You with Your Task

Jurors are apparently torn on whether to give Mr. Hayes here the death penalty or life without parole. Here's my advice. Go ahead and give him the life sentence so you can sleep at night. Then end his sentence with electricity, gas, lead, injection, noose...doesn't really matter. Just end his life sentence with immediacy. Stop wasting tax dollars keeping this piece of garbage alive. Tell everyone Mudge made you do it. I'll sleep just fine.


"The Hammer" said...

Killing is too good for this bastard. I say put him in a hole somewhere. When the press moves on and the lawyers lose interest, let some of the less enlightened members of the prison population party hearty with him. See how he likes it.

BigFred said...

Ever seen Fargo?

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