Thursday, July 10, 2008

Black Holes are Racist

Indeed. Check this out. While conducting a meeting of county commissioners, a white commissioner complained of a traffic ticket office having become a "black hole". He was immediately set upon by two black commissioners who found his use of the term "black hole" racially insensitive. I'm not making this up folks.

As a racially sensitive white man, I propose the following be stricken from our lexicon:

white noise, white-out, white wedding, all Navy uniforms with the word "white" in them, whitecap, teeth "whitening".

Thank you.

8 comments:

SamShapiro said...

The White House?

Anonymous said...

I couldn't follow the link so I have to ask, per chance, were the two councilmen in question products of the former dc school system? Might explain their intellectual depth.

The Conservative Wahoo said...

Can't seem to get the link right, sorry. But there is no evidence the councilmen were of the DC system.

Anonymous said...

i propose that "asian chicken salad" also be banned.

Anonymous said...

Do the two Dallas morons object when a business is doing well and thus is, "in the black"?

The Conservative Wahoo said...

Good points, all!

SamShapiro said...

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/07/09/dallas-county-official-black-hole-is-racist/

There ya go.

Anonymous said...

next thing you know donkeys will be upset about "asshole". i suspect they are already pretty torqued about democrats.

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