Tuesday, September 11, 2012

FLASH: SANDWICH DECLARED RACIST!

You heard right, sandwiches have been declared racist by a Portland area school principal, a Ms. Verenice Gutierrez. One of the many "wise latinas" our country has shamefully exploited for eons, Principal Gutierrez asked the burning question most educators are too afraid to ask: "What about Somali or Hispanic students who might not eat sandwiches?". She courageously singled out the flagrantly provocative PB&J for its inherent cultural insensitivity and bias. Clearly she has a keen eye for the subtleties of pre-adolescent culinary preferences as it relates to "white privilege". We're so lucky to have a person like this teaching our children.


3 comments:

Mudge said...

Well, Hammer, even you have to admit, there does seem to be a prevalence of white bread in the school sandwich world. I mean, pumpernickle and rye just don't seem to get their due in lunchboxes or cafeteria lines. So, of course this causes children to grow up with racist agendas.

To Ms. Guitierrez, a grande gracias! Any chance you could go on strike for the whole year? Sort of a Portland-Chicago Solidarity Strike?

C'mon Ms G, do it for los niños. Because, after all, los niños son nuestro futuro. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

It does not matter any longer. We are finished as a nation.

Anonymous said...

I had a racist dinner this evening and didn't even know it. . . .

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