Monday, December 7, 2009

When Did He Find Time To Golf?

The Sun is reporting that a sixth woman has been linked to golfer Tiger Woods...

And you know what they say, "If you see it in the Sun, it's so."


Anonymous said...

You mean 7.

How horrible a wife must Elin be to cause Tiger to seek comfort in the arms of so many other women?

"The Hammer" said...

I'm starting to really admire this guy. For a married man to pull off something like this, even a guy with Tiger's resources, requires the skills of a Field Marshall. There's always something left to do, and you have to remember every detail of the con, layer upon layer upon layer. Of course,it was only a matter of time before it all came crashing but he pulled it off for years.
Well done Tiger!

"The Hammer" said...

Oh yeah, I think it's clear Tiger is a racist. He married a white woman and only runs around with white women. The soul-sisters should picket his tournaments.

Tom de Plume said...

Even allowing for satire or sarcasm, this is one story that has nothing at all to do with race. If we look at every issue through race colored glasses, we are in danger of becoming a Sharpton or Jackson.

Dan said...

Tiger's last shot has indeed left him with "an unplayable lie."

"The Hammer" said...

Hey, I'm just trying to train myself to think like a Southern Poverty Law Center attorney.

Bill said...

In Golf what's the penalty for playing the wrong hole?

For Tiger: $20-100 Million

Dan said...

1.) Rachel Uchitel.
2.) Jamie Grubbs.
3.) Kalika Moquin.
4.) Cori Rist.
5.) Jamie Jungers.
6.) Mindy Lawton.
7.) Holly Sampson.
8.) Unnamed Roxy VIP server
9.) Unnamed British TV Hostess
10.) Unnamed "Cougar"

Only 8 more for a complete round.

Tom de Plume said...

But the ones he was screwing prior to January 2009 were Bush's fault.

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