
I reluctantly shave every morning because I become even less visually appealing than I already am when I grow a beard. But the act of shaving is not something I enjoy doing. Especially when, in a rush to get the chore over with, I nick a nanometer of facial hide that apparently is all there is between the atmosphere and my aorta for the amount of blood that spews forth (I look soooo nice with two or three rolls of Charmin stuck to my face).
So I have to wonder, why the extra cost, risk and effort when the patient had the chance to avoid shaving for the rest of his life?
4 comments:
My Mudge, you're such a handsome lad.
Go electric. Never worry about nicks again.
I don't shave everyday because I no longer have to. Come to find out my facial hair somewhat resembles Fidel Castro/Che Guevara/Yassar Arafat, in that it come in patches, is mostly grey, and looks bad. While on active duty I of course shaved when required, but always wanted to keep a goatee. Fail.
I have to shave my ass.
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